the official my roommate is a complete piece of shit thread

[williamsvt]

room mate drinks all the time, doesn't really have any motivation to do anything, because hes rich.

he stays up really late, and sometimes keeps me up when i have early classes.

parties all the time, and then comes back drunk and sometimes violent.

overall though, he's not a bad guy nor room mate, its just a few flaws that sometimes piss me off.

[91accordwagon]

I had this one roommate, twas a chick, there's flaw number 1, 2 she was belimic, 3 biggest alcoholic I've ever met, basicaly for 9 months all I heard was Vomitting, beer cans craking and blow dryers blowin.

[AccordWarrior]

Ooooh...what a great thread.

Freshman Year

- Told the girl I liked and was kinda chasing after (her relationship with her bf at the time was crumbling...) that I just wanted to have sex with her (that fact is hilarious if you know me well)...she hasn't talked to me to this day, which is kinda sad. Really cool/cute girl too.

- At this point I stopped talking to him the first time for awhile...since I told him not to talk to that girl

- Back when I was super sXe, (still am but to a lesser extent), I'd go home for the weekend and find our minifridge full of alcohol, and it would be all in my closet and everything. Reslife claimed they were super strict about everything and what not, but they weren't. But naturally I panicked (I'm good like that). He was pissed when I threw all his alcohol out though...heh.

- Went home for a weekend, found 4 gigs of girl gagging porn on my computer his friends downloaded. Nice of them to use my computer without them asking.

- The random stains on my comforter that to this day won't come out (ewww). My $200 of food gone...etc etc.

- Went home the next weekend, hid my power cable for my computer...came back to find it on with another 6 gigs of beastiliatly on it.

- At this point I went to the RA and was like WTF mate, and my roommate wouldn't agree to a mediation, so we just didn't talk for the rest of the year.

- Went home again with power cable unplugged and a system password...found 3 attempts to get into it.

Sophmore Year

- Fall Semester Awesome Roommate
- Spring, just a goofy kid, thought he was way more important than he was. His gf was always over and he was always complimenting her. (Picture watching 4th graders date).

Middler Year

- Cool Roommates except the RA who was living with us
- He'd tell me to turn down my music at 10 pm on a Saturday, and he'd tweak the heat and turn it up when we weren't in the room.
- I locked him out of the bathroom in our suite over spring break...that was great

Junior Year

- Room 1...I moved out because my roommates were complete slobs/potheads, and I'm not so much the fan of weed (see above sXe reference) They kept me up a whole night once just being loud and stupid
This is the tub of the old place


- Room 2...awesome room, good roommates, in with a middler year roommate. All's been well other than the fuckfest last night.

[williamsvt]

i forgot to mention that if my room mate transfers to providence college his parents offered to buy him the 06 supercharged range rover.

did i mention im jealous?

[i97supratti]

- Room 2...awesome room, good roommates, in with a middler year roommate. All's been well other than the fuckfest last night.

Again, I am really sorry. I'll keep it down next time


On a serious note though, I never had a roommate. That's what happens when you go to an instate college I guess. I've heard stories from High school friends that left NY for college, stuff like roommates breaking $300 x-box's and taking their games home.

[AccordWarrior]

Again, I am really sorry. I'll keep it down next time


On a serious note though, I never had a roommate. That's what happens when you go to an instate college I guess. I've heard stories from High school friends that left NY for college, stuff like roommates breaking $300 x-box's and taking their games home.

You wouldn't joke about it if you saw her...unless you like the big ones

[AccordWarrior]

my roommate also asks the same questions about is computer on a weekly basis, so figure i'm in school about 35 weeks out of a year, so i've answered his stupid questions 105 times now. he also used my music collection to try and impress a girl once, he copied it to his external hard drive while i was in class, then brought her to our place and was like copy whatever you like and handed her a bundle of blank cdrs

Now that you mention it I did give a roommate last year a crash course in all things punk/emo/sceamo to impress this girl who he thought was an enjoyer of that type of music. I gave him a complete rundown and then I actually met the girl. Talk about a poser.

For the record, liking The All American Rejects does NOT make you a punk/emo/screamo fan. I will admit Swing Swing was a great song in its day however, and I did learn it on guitar to impress girls...

[ckyskater733]

my roommate blacks out drunk all the time and is annoying.
he has ugly friends that are girls and always hooks up with this mad busted girl
he does crew (if you know people that do crew, then this is self explanatory)
the other day i told him to not lock the door cuz i was late for a test and didnt have my keys. he locked the door, jackass

[Maple50175]

Is orry but I have you all beat. Remember my old threads?

the roomie that wet the bed, blood all over himself etc. yeah that was the worst.

I have pics andvids.

Just IM me on aim for them

[Maple50175]

Here is the video

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[NAiL05]

Shit my old room mate still owes me 700 dollars. Gonna go reclaim it soon down in the ATX fuckin asshole.....but other than that my new room mates are hella lot better.

[Jarrett]

Man, y'all have it pretty bad. The worst thing any of my roommates ever did was leave their piles and piles of clothes on the island in the kitchen. Now I live alone and couldn't be happier. I get to keep my OCD to myself. Rent sure is expensive as hell though.

[93cb7sedan]

i have 2 room mates, both are cool except

they both smoke weed, all the time.. i cant stand the smell of that shit

i share my room with one of my room mates, but we have the smaller room...why my other room mate needed the bigger room, i dunno

[ACC0RD22]

my roommate is pretty cool i guess. I was in a triple last semester and one of the kids that I roomed with was an idiot. All the kid did was smoke and sleep, he barely even went to class. luckily he dropped out and doesnt go here any more. Im cool with my other roommate, and he still lives here, so thats good . . . I guess I got lucky or something.

[King James]

im a lil worried bout my room mates next year just due to the fact ill have 5....the chances of me being thrown in with 5 other ppl and likin all of them is slim to none.