Funny or Coolest bumper stickers\license plate holder

[accordme93]

The coolest one I saw was on a 84-85 Accord. It said "Japanese Cadillac" I want to get a license plate holder that says that.

The funniest one I saw was on a Saturn. It said "I have a Saturn now I want Uranus"

[phonts69]

Re: Funny or Coolest bumper stickers\license plate holder

Originally posted by accordme93
The funniest one I saw was on a Saturn. It said "I have a Saturn now I want Uranus"

did it have a rainbow sticker on the car too?

coz that sounds pretty ***.

[accordme93]

it belonged to a brother of a girl i used to work with. Sorry, don't know his "preferences".

don't think there was a rainbow sticker.

[blamethepunx]

"dont laugh, its paid for"

"my other ride is your mom"

"id rather be %##$^ing"

"horn busted, watch for finger"

"im not tailgating, im drafting"

[accordme93]

I've seen all those before. Pretty funny.

I still like "lost your cat? check under my tires"

[chessboxer]

"keep honking, im reloading"

and

"if you can read this, youre too close"

not that funny, but its all i could think of.

[92accordDx]

"dont taligate me or ill flick a booger on your winshield"

[4thgenaccord]

"I'm not driving too fast, I'm flying too low."


"Can you drive any better if I stick that cell phone up your ass?"

[arrozburner]

i saw a funy one on this nasty beat up car...so beat up i didnt even know what it was. it read

"If my car was a horse, i wouldve shot it by now"

i was cracking up for a long time...im still laughing right now just thinking about it

[cb7-R]

it was on a tricked out "Si" and it said "I know,I know., pull over...)