............From my co-workers to you
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>A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
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>The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500
>dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to
>pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
>
>The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called
>her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
>
>Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can
>pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me
>what happened."
>
>An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
>happened?" the girlfriend asked.
>
>The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."
>
>A woman was walking down the street when she was approached by a man.
>
>The man said, " I want to have SEX with you right now! I'll drop 500
>dollars on the ground at your feet and in the time it takes for you to
>pick it up I will screw you from behind and be on my way!"
>
>The woman thought it over and told the man to wait a minute. She called
>her girlfriend on her cell phone and told her about the man's proposition.
>
>Her girlfriend said " When he drops the $500 on the ground I'm sure you can
>pick it up and run before he gets his pants down. Call me back and tell me
>what happened."
>
>An hour and a half later the lady called her girlfriend back. "What
>happened?" the girlfriend asked.
>
>The lady said "That Son-Of-A-Bitch had $500 in quarters."
FINALLY! A joke I haven't heard before! Good one!
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