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    Damn right I'm a Texan!

    TEXAS...

    When you're from Texas, people you meet ask you questions like, Do you have any cows?" "Do you have horses?" "Bet you got a bunch of guns!?"

    They all want to know if you've been to Southfork. They watched Dallas.

    Have you ever looked at a map of the world? Look at Texas with me just for a second. That picture, with the Panhandle and the Gulf Coast, and the Red River and the Rio Grande is as much a part of you as anything ever will be. As soon as anyone anywhere in the world looks at it they know what it is. It's Texas. Pick any kid off the street in Japan and draw him a picture of Texas in the dirt and he'll know what it is. What happens if I show you a picture of any other state? You might get it after a second or two, but who else would? And even if you do, does it ever stir any feelings in you?

    In every man, woman and child on this planet, there is a person who wishes just once he could be a real live Texan and get up on a horse or ride off in a pickup. There is a little bit of Texas in everyone.

    Did you ever hear anyone in a bar go, "Wow...so you're from Iowa? Cool, tell me about it?" Do you know why? Because there's no place like Texas.

    Texas is the Alamo. Texas is 183 men standing in a church, facing
    thousands of Mexican nationals, fighting for freedom, who had the
    chance to walk out and save themselves, but stayed instead to fight and die for the cause of freedom. We send our kids to schools named William B. Travis and James Bowie and Crockett and do you know why? Because those men saw a line in the sand and they decided to cross it and be heroes. John Wayne paid to do the movie himself. That is the Spirit of Texas.

    Texas is Sam Houston capturing Santa Ana at San Jacinto.
    Texas is "Juneteenth" and Texas Independence Day.
    Texas is huge! forests of Piney Woods like the Davy Crockett National Forest.
    Texas is breathtaking mountains at Big Bend.
    Texas is the unparalleled beauty of bluebonnet fields in the Texas
    Hill Country.
    Texas is the beautiful, warm beaches of the Gulf Coast of South Texas.
    Texas is the shiny skyscrapers in Houston and Dallas.
    Texas is world record bass from places like Lake Fork.
    Texas is Mexican food like nowhere else, not even Mexico.
    Texas is the Fort Worth Stockyards, Bass Hall, the Ballpark in
    Arlington and the Astrodome.

    Texas is larger-than-life legends like Michael DeBakey, Denton Cooley, Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Waylon Jennings, Janis Joplin, Kris Kristofferson, Tom Landry, Darrell Royal, ZZ Top, Eric Dickerson, Earl Campbell, Nolan Ryan, Sam Rayburn, George H. W.Bush, Lyndon B. Johnson, and George W. Bush.

    Texas is great companies like Dell Computer, Texas Instruments, Compaq, and Lockheed-Martin Aerospace, Home of the F-16 Fighter and the JSF Fighter.

    Texas is NASA.
    Texas is huge herds of cattle and miles of crops.
    Texas is skies blackened with doves, and fields full of deer.

    Texas is a place where towns and cities shut down to watch the local High School Football game on Friday nights and for the Cowboys on Monday Night Football, and for the Night In Old San Antonio River Parade in San Antonio. Texas is ocean beaches, deserts, lakes and rivers, mountains and prairies, and modern cities.

    If it isn't in Texas, you probably don't need it!

    No one does anything bigger or better than it's done in Texas.

    By federal law, Texas is the only state in the U.S. that can fly its
    flag at the same height as the U.S. flag. Think about that for a second. You fly the Stars and Stripes at 20 feet in Maryland, California, or Maine and your state flag, whatever it is, goes at 17 feet. You fly the Stars and Stripes in front of Pine Tree High in Longview or anyplace else at 20 feet, the Lone Star flies at the same height - 20 feet. Do you know why? Because it is the only state that was a republic before it became a state.

    Also, being a Texan is as high as being an American down here. Our capitol is the only one in the country that is taller than the capitol building in Washington, D.C. and we can divide our state into five states at any time if we wanted to! We included these things as part of the deal when we came on. That's the best part, right there.

    God bless the Lone Star State!
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    #2
    that must be kind of cool coming from/living in a state with that much history/accomplishments

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      #3
      One of the things I am proud of about my 93' EX is that I bought it in Texas.
      It really is a labor of love making a neglected CB7 with "normal wear and tear" into something worth being proud of.

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        #4
        Yeah, I lived there. It's not that special.



        What a proud history of fighting off those crazy mexicans that had no right to have our land. At least we had something to look forward to after we got done kicking their ass- Them damned Injuns! Those sumbitches thought they were there first. What the hell were they thinking? The great American state of Texas has been around since before the first member of the master race crawled out of the muck.

        /end rant
        -Jay

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bluejayde
          Yeah, I lived there. It's not that special.



          What a proud history of fighting off those crazy mexicans that had no right to have our land. At least we had something to look forward to after we got done kicking their ass- Them damned Injuns! Those sumbitches thought they were there first. What the hell were they thinking? The great American state of Texas has been around since before the first member of the master race crawled out of the muck.

          /end rant
          Why dont you rant about the rest of America?
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            #6
            IM FROM NC MOFO AND I LIKE IT HERE...THE ONLY PLACE IMA MOVE TO IS FLORIDA OR CALI DODE....


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                #8
                I like it here.

                Oh, and thanks, Corey, I had forgotten some of the Texas Facts since it was 7th grade when I took Texas History.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by N9netwoAccord
                  that must be kind of cool coming from/living in a state with that much history/accomplishments
                  Dude.... you have no idea. We dont take U.S. History as a standard course in school, we take Texas History.... U.S. History is basically an elective.

                  As for the dipshits that think they need to comment on whether Texas is great or not, or whether theyd like to live here or not.... go play in traffic. mrhonda's post wasnt made to start a debate about which state is/isnt the greatest. Im pretty sure he made this topic to show some state pride and enlighten.

                  Plus, you gotta remember, The Battle of The Alamo wasnt just Texans vs Mexicans. It was a fight for freedom, in which men from every corner of the nation back then banned together to fight, and die for what they believed in.

                  Go to the Alamo, and youll see the flags representing the states from where every man that fought at the Alamo were from. Texas isnt just a state, its a way of life.

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                    #10
                    Here Here for Corey Texas is unmatched in many prospectives i love it here wouldnt wanna be anywhere else

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                      #11
                      Texas > *
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                        #12
                        Gotta love Texas. I dont remember half of that stuff lol.

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                          #13
                          Compaq is a great company?

                          and lets not forget Texas was apart of Mexico

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                          Originally posted by JoshM
                          Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                          NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                            Compaq is a great company?

                            and lets not forget Texas was apart of Mexico
                            Yup.... Hence, the Battle of The Alamo and the Battle of San Jacinto.... whats your point?

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                              #15
                              Originally posted by H22ACB7
                              Yup.... Hence, the Battle of The Alamo and the Battle of San Jacinto.... whats your point?

                              im just mexican over glorifying our race, thats all...

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                              Originally posted by JoshM
                              Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                              NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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