How to make Hickies dissapear

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How can you make hickies dissapear? I got raped by some "innocent" girl last night, and I need to look presentable at work.

Can I rub (insert noun here) on the neck? Has anyone ever figured out a way to get them to "heal" faster?

I'm not looking for "dude wear a turtleneck" or "use makeup". Just wanna know if there is a legit remedy to get rid of these "battle wounds"

later.

[F22PWR]

Hahaha, Hickies= can lead to skin cancer..lol...but uh, I used a penny, rub for a bit, and it'll go away quicker than letting it heal lol. So yea, sit in the bathroom or infront of a mirror and rub a penny on the hickies.

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God Damn it... ca't find anything on google except shit like this! (below)
and the damn penny thing didn't work

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Dear Alice,

What is the fastest way to get rid of a bruise on the neck caused from kissing and sucking too hard (of course, I mean a hickey). My mom will flip out if she sees it and it's very obvious. PLEASE HELP!!!

Thanks




Dear Reader,

Alice knows you don't want to hear this, but... there is no "fast way" to get rid of a hickey. In fact, there is no way to get rid of one other than by being patient (or impatient, but that just makes it seem longer). Just as you cannot make a bruise on your arm go away quickly, you cannot make one on your neck disappear.

Of course, you have a range of cover-up options, such as make-up, and creative uses of shirt collars, scarves, and turtlenecks. You may be able to disguise the hickey for a few days until it becomes less noticeable. Or, you can act like there's nothing wrong and be careful not to draw attention to the hickey. Maybe then your mom will not notice.

Chances are, however, that she will notice. You need to be prepared for the moment of truth. What makes you think your mom will "flip out?" Have you and she ever talked with each other about your dating? Does she even know that you have a girl- or boyfriend?

You are growing up and beginning to explore the sexual side of yourself. This is natural. Your mother went through the same thing. Alice would be willing to bet that your mother had a hickey or two in her day. She may even be able to offer advice, or a funny story about her mother.

At any rate, your mom is a mom. She will be concerned for your safety and perhaps fearful of losing her little boy or girl. She may express this through anger, or through caring and concern, or all three. You will have to deal with this stuff at some point in time. Why not now?

Alice likes the direct approach. You could even ask your mom about the hickey before she asks you. That way, she will not feel like you are keeping secrets from her, and that you want her to be involved in your life. Let her know that you'd like to talk about your dating, so you know where you both stand on the issue.

If all of this is too much for you to handle, why not have your mom read this answer as a way to approach the topic?


Alice

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A hickey is a bruise. Bruises take time to heal. No amount of penny rubbing or applications of salve or praying to the diety of your choice will make them go away any faster than your body's ability to heal itself.

[kool92accord]

get the cap of a lipstick and stwist in against your neck. little pain, but it works a little bit

[drucifer92]

Wear make-up over it

[Big Body LX]

Next time don't let her give you hickies. I have stopped a girl before and said "NO HICKIES". Did it ruin the mood... sort of, but a few seconds later the mood was back and I didn't have a hicky

[N9netwoAccord]

Bingo...the capillaries being popped under vacuum, I think.

i thought it was just swollen blood vessels?

[91accordwagon]

Next time she goes to give you a hickie punch the bitch in the neck than be like, well I wanted to give you a hickie too, I'm just to lazy to do the whole kissing

[texasvtak]

Ice always helped me. Didnt make it disappear instantly, but it sped up the healing process.

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God Damn it... ca't find anything on google except shit like this! (below)
and the damn penny thing didn't work

...

Dear Alice,

What is the fastest way to get rid of a bruise on the neck caused from kissing and sucking too hard (of course, I mean a hickey). My mom will flip out if she sees it and it's very obvious. PLEASE HELP!!!

Thanks




Dear Reader,

Alice knows you don't want to hear this, but... there is no "fast way" to get rid of a hickey. In fact, there is no way to get rid of one other than by being patient (or impatient, but that just makes it seem longer). Just as you cannot make a bruise on your arm go away quickly, you cannot make one on your neck disappear.

Of course, you have a range of cover-up options, such as make-up, and creative uses of shirt collars, scarves, and turtlenecks. You may be able to disguise the hickey for a few days until it becomes less noticeable. Or, you can act like there's nothing wrong and be careful not to draw attention to the hickey. Maybe then your mom will not notice.

Chances are, however, that she will notice. You need to be prepared for the moment of truth. What makes you think your mom will "flip out?" Have you and she ever talked with each other about your dating? Does she even know that you have a girl- or boyfriend?

You are growing up and beginning to explore the sexual side of yourself. This is natural. Your mother went through the same thing. Alice would be willing to bet that your mother had a hickey or two in her day. She may even be able to offer advice, or a funny story about her mother.

At any rate, your mom is a mom. She will be concerned for your safety and perhaps fearful of losing her little boy or girl. She may express this through anger, or through caring and concern, or all three. You will have to deal with this stuff at some point in time. Why not now?

Alice likes the direct approach. You could even ask your mom about the hickey before she asks you. That way, she will not feel like you are keeping secrets from her, and that you want her to be involved in your life. Let her know that you'd like to talk about your dating, so you know where you both stand on the issue.

If all of this is too much for you to handle, why not have your mom read this answer as a way to approach the topic?


Alice

does alice always refer to herself in thierd person?

[wed3k]

i make bruises go away quicker by rubbing them really hard....
<-knows a lot about bruises because i bang my knees hella hard on cement

supposedly rubbing out the bruise will recirculate blood and make it heal quicker...i think it works.

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Next time don't let her give you hickies.

hehe. Dude I was piss drunk. I had a bunch of beers, a few kamikazes, some johny walker shots, and little chocolate liquor bottles candies. She literally attacked me in the bathroom when i went to go take a wiz (that was a funny situation, me with my cock hangin out ready to take a wiz, and her saying "i can't take it anymore" and jumping on me ). Then I ended up waking up next to her goin "WTF happened last night?" trying to recollect my thoughts.

I really had no clue until someone at work told me....I was blabbin like a fool about random stuff when some girl began talking to me about kissing guys necks. "I didn't know guys like getting kissed on the neck **blah blah blah**" then she started touching my neck and i was sorta confused (thinking what is she tryin to comeo on to me at work?). I ask "what are you doing?" she goes "just makin sure, yea its definite". I go "what?" she goes look in the mirror. I go look at my neck, and there are these 3-4 inch BLACK marks all over one side of my neck. I was like DAAYYYYUUUM.

At least she was hot, very very horny, and soaking wet. And I woke up next to her.

Still sucks to walk around like this. I feel like I have some kind of STD the way people look at me. Plus now I gotta explain this to any other girl trying to get near me for next few days. Lol, (the hicky) bitch is smart cuz she put her mark on me and is keeping the females at bay for a few days.

oh well.

[Clueless]

lmao