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    joke of the day

    One day a father leaves work and on his way home he remembers that it's his
    daughter's birthday.
    He pulls over to a toy store and asks the salesperson, "How much is the
    Barbie on the display window?"
    The salesperson answers, "Which one? We have:

    Work out Barbie for $19.95
    Shopping Barbie for $19.95
    Beach Barbie for $19.95
    Disco Barbie for $19.95
    Divorced Barbie for $265.95



    The amazed father asks: "What..... Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
    the others only $19.95?"
    The salesperson annoyingly answers:

    "Sir..., "Divorced Barbie comes with:



    Ken's Car,
    Ken's House,
    Ken's Boat,
    Ken's Furniture,
    Ken's Computer and...
    One of Ken's Friends
    Last edited by SoySauceCb7; 11-24-2005, 10:46 PM.
    To have loved and lost is better than to have never loved at all #CB7Life

    #2
    hahaha...
    "if you aint no punk...holla we want prenump...we want prenump...yeah!"

    kens 350z

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