Things you can only say at Thanksgiving

[HenRoc]

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It has nice legs!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that was one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. Its a little dry, Do you still want it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat at the table.

[501accord]

three of those were said at my house

[sublime]

Earlier my mom said line #4, at the dinner table

[93EXaesthetic]

would you like some hot gravy on your breasts?

[Ilikebigbutts]

ha, this shit is funny

[DhN]

my mom asked if i wanted gravy on my thigh

[wed3k]

my dinner was horrible, i dont want to talk about it...my mom started screaming at everyone, food sucked.

[AZaccord]

lol funny hahaha

[91accordwagon]

I come from a car family, Ford Vs. GM 8 hours of my father and uncle arguing on who's project car was better...... I wanted to shoot myself, normally I'm all for the auto banter, but with those two it's just obnoxious....

[HenRoc]

I come from a car family, Ford Vs. GM 8 hours of my father and uncle arguing on who's project car was better...... I wanted to shoot myself, normally I'm all for the auto banter, but with those two it's just obnoxious....

Lol. Gotta love the Domey peeps