Become an ordained minister at the push of a button

[ACCORDianate]

You may now refer to me as Reverend.

*CLICKY* The Universal Life Church in Modesto California *CLICKY*

It has a printable certificate, and you can buy from them a dash placard that says you're clergy. With the ordination it you can also legally officiate a marrige

[Dirty Harry]

Sweet, nice idea.

Dude!! Where's Ricky? He wanted to start his own cult, this is perfect...

[ACCORDianate]

So I ordered the official wallet size personalized ID card that identifies me as a minister, as well as a static-cling window sticker and a framable certificate that state I am an ordained minister. woo WOO!

I wonder if I can get tax breaks now?

[wed3k]

lol, i wish it'd give me priority parking

[93accordexcoupe]

lol ken kasey from the dropkick murphys was asked to marry someone on stage about 3 years back. so he went online and became a reverend so he could marry the 2 people at a show. 2 weeks before the show the girl dumps the guy and he was outa work

DKM fans will think its funny

[deevergote]

that kicks ass (both DKM and the whole insta-clergy thing... my roommate wanted to do that. why do i always type more in parentheses than i do normally? )

[Clueless]

oooo......I wanna be a monk!

[Neriah06]

hmm im gettin ordained as i type, LMAO!

[souldoubt]

did, it. i my self as a "Reverand" obsolve everyone on cb7tuner of all their sins.

[Dirty Harry]

did, it. i my self as a "Reverand" obsolve everyone on cb7tuner of all their sins.

Hahaha...damn. Us? We're fucked up...the cost of forgiving that many sins would mean you dying the slowest and most painful death possible.

[92accordlxtuner]

freakin sweet, now i can officially touch little boys!

hey, ins't modesto that place where that Peterson guy murdered his wife?

[Clueless]

freakin sweet, now i can officially touch little boys!

ewww....

[Grumpys93]

lmao u guys r funny now u guys must act holy and not curse have sex or drink alcohol and swear can u handle that?

[Clueless]

lmao u guys r funny now u guys must act holy and not curse have sex or drink alcohol and swear can u handle that?

Yea, sure....nobody said anything bout playboy mags....