By far the best 10 minutes of my life

[HenRoc]

:edit: THIS DOES NOT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH REBELS!!!. EVERYONES BEEN IMING ME ASKING IF IT IS..its not Rebels let me just clear that up..it was RANDOM i repeat RANDOM IMING from some girl.

Ok so I was about to go to bed when..out of the blue I recieved a random message from some girl.

Mind you I dont know WHO she is but she referred to me as Adam...THE BEST DAMN 10 minutes spent on the net...

Here you go:

xSpongeYourBobx: stop pretending you dont know adam
xSpongeYourBobx: im sick of this shit
DcSport92: im not adam
DcSport92: who are you?
xSpongeYourBobx: ...
xSpongeYourBobx: fuck you, ill let the world know what u did to me
DcSport92: uh excuse me but do you see my profile there?
DcSport92: who is this really
DcSport92: im not adam
xSpongeYourBobx: oh
xSpongeYourBobx: sorry.
xSpongeYourBobx: be
DcSport92: ?
DcSport92: be sorry?
DcSport92: for what?
xSpongeYourBobx: i confused you. with someone i think
xSpongeYourBobx: nevermind
xSpongeYourBobx: sorry about that
xSpongeYourBobx: bye
DcSport92: just kiddin
DcSport92: its me
DcSport92: hello?
xSpongeYourBobx: what the fuck
xSpongeYourBobx: who is this?
xSpongeYourBobx: are you adam?
DcSport92: yes sorry babe
DcSport92: i havent been myself lately..just been thinking alot
xSpongeYourBobx: your an asshole i really dont wanna waste my time talking to you
DcSport92: why
DcSport92: whats the problem
xSpongeYourBobx: how the fuck can you even say that
xSpongeYourBobx: and why do u even wanna talk to me
xSpongeYourBobx: ill just tell you one thing, that your gonna fucking suffer cause im going to ruin your life
DcSport92: why am i gonna suffer?
DcSport92: i thought you loved me
xSpongeYourBobx: what is wrong with you? is this really adam
xSpongeYourBobx: what the fuck?
DcSport92: yes it is
DcSport92: its adam
DcSport92: can we talk about this?
xSpongeYourBobx: i dont get why you are just starting to talk about this
xSpongeYourBobx: ive been calling you for so long
DcSport92: what did you want to talk about
xSpongeYourBobx: can u just call me cause i hate im's if you really wanna talk
DcSport92: well my voice sounds hoarse right now
DcSport92: why cant you just explain everything over the ims
xSpongeYourBobx: who the fuck is this really?
DcSport92: its ADAM
DcSport92: who else would you think it is?
xSpongeYourBobx: i dont know your acting wierd
DcSport92: how?
xSpongeYourBobx: i dont get it your like wanting to talk now
xSpongeYourBobx: is this like mikey?
DcSport92: well it sounds like you want to call it quits
DcSport92: no its not mikey
DcSport92: ITS ADAM
DcSport92: if you feel that its in your best interest to break up
DcSport92: i dont know what i would do if we did break up
xSpongeYourBobx: sweatheart were done, so long ago
xSpongeYourBobx: im not dealing with you anymore
DcSport92: how long ago
DcSport92: like 5 minutes?
xSpongeYourBobx: how about when you were fucking kristin
DcSport92: oh she was such a good lay
DcSport92: i kept thinking about you the whole time
DcSport92: you missed out
DcSport92: BIG TIME
DcSport92: I was like hmm
DcSport92: i wonder if she would enjoy a threesome with the lady friend
DcSport92: good times that was
xSpongeYourBobx: your an asshole
xSpongeYourBobx: i cant talk to you
xSpongeYourBobx: and guess what you suck in bed too
DcSport92: nah she didnt complain
DcSport92: she said she loved every minute of it
xSpongeYourBobx: you disgust me
xSpongeYourBobx: and just so you know i have someone else now who treats me so much better and i dont have to put up with your shit
DcSport92: oh so i didnt mean much huh
DcSport92: while i was away or whatever
DcSport92: you cheated on me?
DcSport92: how could you :-(
xSpongeYourBobx: fuck you
xSpongeYourBobx: at least i didnt sleep around
xSpongeYourBobx: i kept to one
xSpongeYourBobx: and not you
xSpongeYourBobx: im sorry adam you dont give me pleasure to be quite honest
xSpongeYourBobx: and im done talking to you so goodbye
DcSport92: oh well your just coming out of the wood work with ' i got a new guy' excuse
DcSport92: hey btw this is some random guy you just imed
DcSport92: YOU HAVE BEEN PWN3d
DcSport92: Goodbye
xSpongeYourBobx: what the hell?
xSpongeYourBobx: who the fuck is this
xSpongeYourBobx: mikey?
DcSport92: no this is not your friend mikey
DcSport92: this is Kerpal
DcSport92: why you kick my dog?
xSpongeYourBobx: what the hell is a kerpal?
DcSport92: and who is this adam?
DcSport92: fuck you
DcSport92: do not insult my name
xSpongeYourBobx: i wouldnt if it was normal
xSpongeYourBobx: i knew you were full of shit
xSpongeYourBobx: oh god your pathetic
DcSport92: oh please
DcSport92: you fell for it hook line and sinker
DcSport92: if you did know
DcSport92: then why did you continue
DcSport92: to call me adam
xSpongeYourBobx: whatever im sorry your so pathetic that you pretened to be someone your not
DcSport92: NO
xSpongeYourBobx: so you could make your life important
DcSport92: im sorry for the fact you continued to follow it
DcSport92: it was the best 10 minutes of my life
xSpongeYourBobx: your terrible
DcSport92: well
DcSport92: thank you
DcSport92: lol
DcSport92: MAWAHAHaHAHAHAHA
xSpongeYourBobx: goddamn it. you suck big time
DcSport92: PWN3D
DcSport92: that dude adam sounds like a prick though hahahahahahaha
xSpongeYourBobx: um yea
xSpongeYourBobx: but so do you
DcSport92: nah your just a sad face that fell for it
DcSport92: admit it
xSpongeYourBobx: i was suspicious
xSpongeYourBobx: did you have fun pretending to listen to my pathetic life
DcSport92: hmm i dunno
DcSport92: why are you still talking to me about it?
xSpongeYourBobx: whatever im sorry your an asshole
xSpongeYourBobx: goodbye wierdo
DcSport92: you got pwn3d h4Rdc0R3
xSpongeYourBobx: and your a loser
DcSport92: uhuh


Oh man this was a great night..yes indeedy. I had fun being 'Adam'

[clarksterdotcom]

hey rebels.. what did you do to this chick!? and who is kristin>!.. hahaha nice one henrock.. i thought it would have been more highschool ish but this was actually pretty tame.. but 10 mins for all that>!.. i wonder who adam really is though

[N9netwoAccord]

lmao thats hilarious

[CKYaccordHIM]

DAMN SHE GOT PWN3D. nice btw

[Maple50175]

yeah rebels has been fucking with me too :-/ He calls me a bad word :-[

[jeesare]

I can't believe I actually read the whole conversation, thank goodness I'm at work getting paid to be on cb7tuner

You should of called her and took it to another level. You never know now a days.

[rebels]

yeah rebels has been fucking with me too :-/ He calls me a bad word :-[

LMAO.. maple you tool.

haha that convo was a great read, you played it off damn good! definitely made me chuckle.

[micksf22accord]

its not rebels its a difrent adam lol

[HenRoc]

LMAO.. maple you tool.

haha that convo was a great read, you played it off damn good! definitely made me chuckle.

a chuckle whaaa? Just kiddin yeah it was great...but everyones asking me the same damn thing Rebs.


Was it REBELS?! no it wasnt Hello.

[DhN]

o shit...u did that nicely..PROOOPS...funny sheeit

[gloryaccordy]

LOL @ this being the best 10 minutes of your life...I can think of so many better moments. Eh...funny shizzle though man, def. brought on a chuckle.

[93Lx]

that was so funny ... lol i died at the kick my dog part.. lol

[That1guyN8]

Great stuff lol

I lost it when you mentioned kerpal. That sound clip of him is hilarious.

[92DXProject]

that was awesome....funny chit....

[1993sE]

i like this come back its awsome how long it take lol off top of head... pawned
xSpongeYourBobx: how about when you were fucking kristin
DcSport92: oh she was such a good lay
DcSport92: i kept thinking about you the whole time
DcSport92: you missed out
DcSport92: BIG TIME
DcSport92: I was like hmm
DcSport92: i wonder if she would enjoy a threesome with the lady friend
DcSport92: good times that was
PAWNZORED !!!!

DcSport92: hey btw this is some random guy you just imed
DcSport92: YOU HAVE BEEN PWN3d
DcSport92: Goodbye
wit t3h win 1111 one!111!!

nice one why doesnt that happen to me...?