**NWS** Sex Terms **NWS**

[DrLove'sKuDang]

im not talking about doggystyle or froggy. i mean wierd slang shit.
some of the few ive heard:

donkey punch: while in doggy, before you cum, punch the girl in the back of the head to make her clench...

arabian sand goggles/norman helmet: she lays on her back, you squat on her face, facing her feet, and put your balls on her eyes and lay your dick over her nose. its supposed to resemble goggles or a norman helmet

houdini: while in doggy, spit in your hand, pull out and throw the spit on her back so she thinks you came. when she turns around, cum in her face.

atm: stands for ass to mouth. the act of fucking her ass and then making her suck it after

the shocker: im sure everyone knows this one. if you dont, heres a clue. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink



im sure i know more, but i cant think of them right now. please add to the list as you remember them.

[jboyce]

2 in the pank, 1 in the stank***

---------index
----------middle
---ring
---------pinky

[Nycxeracer]

The norma helmet had me laughing so hard I spit my slurpee all over the frigen monitor...No joke.~~!!NAHAHAHAhahahah

[k-mart]

the angry pirate- shoot in her eye and kick her in the knee.

[Ilikebigbutts]

the angry pirate- shoot in her eye and kick her in the knee.

ROFLMAO

[badmanferg]

the angry pirate- shoot in her eye and kick her in the knee.

hahaha aww fuck man

[mcdizzle]

strawberry cheescake- after shes done sucking you off nut on her face then punch her in the nose. the blood looks like strawberries in the cheesecake.

angry gorilla- after your done having sex with her knock her out and nut on her face, then shave your pubes and put them on her face. she won;t be to happy wen she wakes up and she'll look like a gorilla.

[badmanferg]

i remember in hs we tormented this one bitch b/c it supposedly happened to her

the hoover- get her doggystyle, extend both your hands and grab both her hands and lift her up while she wraps her legs around you, lower her face to the floor and slowly swing her back in forth

[HenRoc]

Ok this goes back to highschool days..but someone told me this once:

Rusty Trumbone - Have her lick your ass , while she jerks you off.

Dutchoven - Get under the covers with her and as soon as you fart hold the covers over her head.

[drucifer92]

Pinksock - ....ya know, I cant even explain this one. http://www.thepinksock.com/the-pink-sock.php WARNING... *sigh*...

Dirty Sanchez! - Fuck her ass, pull out and wipe shit on her face like a mustache!

Haha my bud just IMed me this, made me laugh

SKYLAR (WEBCAM me) says:
burro?
Drew says:
what was that one
SKYLAR (WEBCAM me) says:
fuck her then tell her to stand behind you and kick her the stomach like a donkey

[Gen4Acclude]

mushroom farmer: pull out and come on her face and slap her forehead with the head of ur dick hard and it will leave marks like a mushroom

[drucifer92]

ahh, thats usually the Mushroom Stamp. just press the head into her cheek and your good to go

[tomace234]

here you go guys....let me just say that i have never and will never practice any of these, i have just heard them all from friends...

the emirel: she's giving you head and before you blow it you tell her to stop then you blow it in your hand, throw it in her face and yell BAM!!!

the bucking bronco: while in doggy style, yell out another girls name and then grab her by the hair and see how long you can ride her before she throws you off

the angry dragon: she's giving you head and when you get close you hold her head down and let it blow until it comes out her nose

the pearl necklace: titty fuck her and cum all around her neck

the abe lincoln: same as the gorilla one, knock her out, cum around her mouth and cover her with pubes to make the beard

the rumpkin: you get a girl to give you head while you are taking a shit on the toilet

the cleveland steamer: after sex you take a dump on her chest or...

the arizona hotpocket: you take a shit in her mouth after sex

the flamming amizon: set fire to her bush and then put it out

[93ACCLUDE]

Rodeo

you forgot the...

RODEO - its where you are fucking the girl doggystyle and whenever you get the balls to yell out RODEO, you will have your friends jump out from the closet and under the bed and shit. then you hang on as long as you can and dont let her get away!
Yeeee Haaaaw

[clarksterdotcom]

the emirel: she's giving you head and before you blow it you tell her to stop then you blow it in your hand, throw it in her face and yell BAM!!!

BWUHAHAHAHAHAHA... PERFECT!!!!!!!!