True Playa!!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When
he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open
and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that
but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work
then.
Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he
left. Later, Terry came home and asked,
"Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he
did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning
and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave
it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA' !!
One evening Mike went over to his friend Terry's house to play cards
with some friends. Mike sat directly across from Terry's wife.
Mike dropped a card on the floor and bent down to pick it up. When
he looked across the table he saw that Terry's wife had her legs open
and no panties on.
He sat up and was flushed. He went into the kitchen to get a drink
of water. To his surprise Terry's wife had followed him into the
kitchen and said "Did you like what you saw?"
Mike said "Yes I did." She said, Well you can get more than that
but it will cost you $500."
So Mike thought about his financial situation and said O.K.
She said come here tomorrow at 2:30 because Terry will be at work
then.
Mike said, "I'll see you then."
The next day, Mike came over, they had sex, he paid her, then he
left. Later, Terry came home and asked,
"Has Mike been over here today?"
She said, thinking she had been caught, "As a matter of fact, he
did."
Terry said, "Good because that fool came by my job this morning
and asked to borrow $500 till this evening, and he said he would leave
it with you."
NOW THAT'S A TRUE PLAYA' !!
I heard that one before... it's a good one though!
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