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    #16
    im kinda confused, did you have a license, then your parents cut it up? because your still a licensed driver in that case . . . just go to the DMV, tell them you lost your license, and get a new one . . . if youve never passed the test in the first place your pretty fuckin screwed tho
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      #17
      Originally posted by 92CB7accord
      I understand...stupid me

      I just had to put pawned in there! My friends and I were talking about ownage and pawnage earlier. I never hear people say pawned, just owned.
      do you even know where it came from?

      1. pwned link send redefine 1,043 up, 283 down

      A corruption of the word "Owned." This originated in an online game called Warcraft, where a map designer misspelled "owned." When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, so-and-so "has been owned."

      Instead, it said, so-and-so "has been pwned."

      It basically means "to own" or to be dominated by an opponent or situation, especially by some god-like or computer-like force."Man, I rock at my job, but I still got a bad evaluation. I was pwned."

      OR

      "That team totally pwned us."
      Source: Daniel Rivera, Apr 11, 2003
      2. pwned link send redefine 193 up, 46 down

      Unlike the other people who have posted definitions that are ridiculous, do not have substantial backing, or are simply mis-informed, I will give the complete definition of what "pwned" means.

      1. The origins of "pwned" are debated but there are two possible sources:
      a. A prominent quake player mis spelled "owned" and the new word "pwned" was adopted by people who thought it was "1337".
      b. A warcraft map designer misspelled "owned" and thus people started using "pwned" instead.

      The definitions are as follows:
      In video games:
      1. Completely annihilated or dominated.
      2. Perfectly owned, meaning the other player did not do any damage.I pwned your head with my awp.

      OR

      I just pwned your ass noob!
      Source: jack, Nov 17, 2003
      3. pwned link send redefine 120 up, 63 down

      MEANING:
      The past tense of the word "pwn," which means "to kick the ass of (an opponent)."

      HISTORY:
      Contrary to popular belief, "pwned" did not originate in Warcraft. A top Quake player mispelled "owned" and the term quickly spread to less players and eventually to nearly the entire population of online gamers. The word is usually used in online FPS and RTS games.

      USAGE:
      Pwned is often said to an individual's lesser opponent after the greater person or team has defeated his enemy.

      Can also be used when verbal superiority is shown in an arguement, for instance, on a video or computer game message board/forum."My archers pwned your wyvern, noob."

      "Clan AIC just pwned you mother fuckers."

      (After delivering a perfect arguement):
      "PWNED BITCH GGTHNXNORE"
      Source: gangbanger, Sep 22, 2003
      4. pwned link send redefine 76 up, 25 down

      What happens to retards who keep arguing about the origin of pwned on the InternetYou guys were just pwned
      Source: Justin, Mar 18, 2005
      5. pwned link send redefine 16 up, 7 down

      A corrupted version of the word "owned". Originated from warcraft when a designer spelled owned wrong. Instead of it saying (INSTERT NAME HERE) has been Owned, it said (INSERT NAME HERE) has been pwned.

      The word pwned or owned means to be made a fool of. This word is generally used in gaming and on the internet.Player 1: OMG LIEK YOU JST GOT PWNED!!!1
      Player 2: Shut up.
      Source: Grade-A, Feb 3, 2005
      6. pwned link send redefine 24 up, 19 down

      typo or netspeak for "owned"dude! I pwned you in UT2004!
      Source: fkdup74, Jul 30, 2004
      7. pwned link send redefine 26 up, 24 down

      To be beaten, often synonymous or stronger than "0wned." Used in many online games as either a sarcastic joke or an actual word. Acceptance of use depends on the communityHe was easily pwned by n00bshop.
      Source: Trafton, Mar 8, 2003
      8. Pwned link send redefine 5 up, 4 down

      Pwned's origin is debated. Some say it was mispelled by a Quake player years ago, while others believe it was a Warcraft mispelling. Either way, someone fucked up and are famous for it now.

      Definition: Complete and utter domination. An ass kicking so severe, the pwnee cannot recover. Dominating someone beyond "owned".1. You=pwned.
      2. You, my friend, just got pwned.
      3. Can you say "pwned"? No, you cannot. It's impossible. But you did just recieve a pwning.
      Source: Tom, Feb 22, 2005
      9. pwned link send redefine 3 up, 2 down

      a common typo of owned that is used in the same way, or more sarcasticly to mock 1337 speak. If you think pwned can be attributed to a single source you are retarded.retard1: pwned originated with quake
      retard2 no it started with warcraft
      nonretard: Its a fucking typo, like 'teh'or 'pron'. I you were older than 11 you'd know typos happened even before 1337 made tham 'cool'.
      otherguy:you faggots just got pwned!
      Source: pwner, Feb 15, 2005
      10. pwned link send redefine

      A basic error on the part of a Warcraft Map Designer; It is a misinterpretation of the word "owned"
      In gaming language, it means to be elite and "totally dominate" or to "Own" with a "p" or "Pwn"

      It can also be used as sort of a refrence to being "elite" or "uber"

      This word was first used when a Warcraft Map Designer screwed up in his designing and programmed the computer(when the other player had lost) to say "You were owned." He made a typo and instead the computer ended up saying "You were pwned."1."Dude, I just pwned you!"

      meaning "Dude, I just owned you!"

      2. "Dude, my 90th-level sorceror pwns!"

      meaning "Dude, my 90th-level sorceror owns!"
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        #18
        phat, HOLY batman!!
        That was the best 0wned post ever though
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          #19
          im pretty sure it was a counterstrike-like game . . . not warcraft . . . ive never played warcraft, but it seems alot easier to pwn someone in CS then in warcraft . . .
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            #20
            Originally posted by phatdoughnut
            i still dont get why people post such stupiditys and say they didnt do anything wrong? and then complain and bitch about it..

            i dont think i was that clear in the first place, same goes to elliot... Besides not having a license and the front plate. I didnt do anything wrong to get pulled over. Every one knows cops dont honestly care about front plates, small cracks in the winshield, shit hanging from the rear view etc. Its just a real reason to check deeper into the person.

            I realize i DID do something wrong. Obviously if I have to go to court. And I didnt bitch about it.

            I did have a license, my parents just cut it and threw it away. Thats why im going to get another one from the DMV before i go to court. I might have been stopped without a license, but im not completely stupid. Like be arrogant to the cop....

            So phat dont bitch to me about "bitching"

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            Originally posted by JoshM
            Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
            NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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              #21
              show them the license and you will be fine . . . you were just driving without a license on you . . . thats a hell of a lot less serious than not being a licensed driver

              im pretty sure you get a period to prove that you have a license, something like 30 days . . . did you explain your situation to the cop?
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                #22
                Originally posted by ACC0RD22
                did you explain your situation to the cop?

                Yeah, I did... Thats why he was so cool towards me. He said He wasnt going to impound my car like he should. Since i didnt have a license on me, he had to call the folks so they could pick it up.

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                Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                Originally posted by JoshM
                Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                  #23
                  ive driven and forgotten my wallet numerous times but cops around here are pretty chill and ive never been pulled over. not even w/ my front plate properly mounted.
                  that sucks though, kinda your parents fault.
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                    #24
                    Originally posted by wed3k
                    ive driven and forgotten my wallet numerous times but cops around here are pretty chill and ive never been pulled over. not even w/ my front plate properly mounted.
                    that sucks though, kinda your parents fault.
                    meh, at least im licensed?

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                    Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                    Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                    Originally posted by JoshM
                    Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                    NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                      meh, at least im licensed?
                      i thought you dont have a license?
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                        #26
                        Originally posted by wed3k
                        i thought you dont have a license?
                        my parents cut it but i had one

                        Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                        Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                        Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                        Originally posted by JoshM
                        Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                        NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                          #27
                          I must ask....why did they cut it up?
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                            #28
                            a front licence? well over in New Mexico, it in US, we dont need a front licence, all we need is a back licence, am guessing we different from every other state, cop over here is stupid, we got pull over for no reason, they just stop us, sometime they give a stupid reason to pull us over.

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                              #29
                              Originally posted by 92HondaEX
                              I must ask....why did they cut it up?
                              i didnt keep up my grades

                              Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

                              Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

                              Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.


                              Originally posted by JoshM
                              Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
                              NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.

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                                #30
                                Originally posted by lil_dcb7
                                i didnt keep up my grades
                                ...and they cut your licence? stupid people, no offence...
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