Hopefully this isn't too long of a story for all you guys out there with short attention spans. 
So I take off from my house about 9pm and head over to my buddy's house. We wait for 2 friends to show up. One shows up pretty quickly. The other one is a different story. My other friend was drinking all day at the lake and so he is piss ass drunk. Nothing really new there.
After an hour calling back and forth asking when the hell he would get here, he finally shows up. So we get ready to pile in my car when out of the blue a girl we all know and party with shows up. She is all hysterical and crying. Come to find out here boyfriend basically told her to fuck off and left her at Chilis. Takes another half hour to get her all calm and then we finally leave for the club.
We get to the club and by some miracle our drunk ass buddy gets in still wearing his swim trunks, flip flops and a sleeveless t-shirt. I still don't know how he got in and thinking back it might of been the start of the drama that came afterwards.
So were finally drinking having a good time talking to the ladies. Meanwhile were having to keep a close eye on our drunk friend who is talking to every single chick he sees. I think he even almost fell on a couple. But for the most part he really hasn't pissed anyone off. At least that we knew of.
Well after about an hour of chillin at the club, we all of sudden see security come up and grab all 4 of us one by one. The say alright guys you are out of here and they litterally grab us and yank us out of the club through the back stairs. The whole time were like what the fuck did we do!?! I was so fucking pissed that I starting getting their face which was probably a bad idea. The thought of getting arrested crossed my mind, but luckily it didn't happen. Anyway, they escort us out and of course were yelling this is bullshit and what the hell did we do? They wouldn't tell us a thing.
So were like fuck this shithole and start walking back to my car. Halfway there I realize that my debit card and license are still at the bar! So I walk back and tell the security guy outside that I want my shit back. He's like sorry I can't help you, you need to leave! I was like FUCK YOU BITCH, I want my shit! He yells GO HOME and I say I'm not going anywhere without my shit. So I spot a cop down the street and tell him whats going on and he's really cool about the whole thing. He takes me back to security guard and of course the guard is acting nice at this point.
About a half hour later I finally get my shit back. That is after the bar trys to tell my card was declined! It was like the final fuck you from the club. I swear we were getting setup.
Basically the only reason we can think we got kicked out was this. One of my friends cousins was there with her man. He started getting in her face about something and my buddy was mean muggin him the whole time. We also think he got pissed because she kept hanging around us because she was scared her boyfriend would do something. So we think he might of told and/or payed the security guards something to get us kicked out. Because other than that we didn't anything wrong at all.
This is why I usually go out on Friday nights and stay home Saturdays!
So I take off from my house about 9pm and head over to my buddy's house. We wait for 2 friends to show up. One shows up pretty quickly. The other one is a different story. My other friend was drinking all day at the lake and so he is piss ass drunk. Nothing really new there.
After an hour calling back and forth asking when the hell he would get here, he finally shows up. So we get ready to pile in my car when out of the blue a girl we all know and party with shows up. She is all hysterical and crying. Come to find out here boyfriend basically told her to fuck off and left her at Chilis. Takes another half hour to get her all calm and then we finally leave for the club.
We get to the club and by some miracle our drunk ass buddy gets in still wearing his swim trunks, flip flops and a sleeveless t-shirt. I still don't know how he got in and thinking back it might of been the start of the drama that came afterwards.
So were finally drinking having a good time talking to the ladies. Meanwhile were having to keep a close eye on our drunk friend who is talking to every single chick he sees. I think he even almost fell on a couple. But for the most part he really hasn't pissed anyone off. At least that we knew of.
Well after about an hour of chillin at the club, we all of sudden see security come up and grab all 4 of us one by one. The say alright guys you are out of here and they litterally grab us and yank us out of the club through the back stairs. The whole time were like what the fuck did we do!?! I was so fucking pissed that I starting getting their face which was probably a bad idea. The thought of getting arrested crossed my mind, but luckily it didn't happen. Anyway, they escort us out and of course were yelling this is bullshit and what the hell did we do? They wouldn't tell us a thing.
So were like fuck this shithole and start walking back to my car. Halfway there I realize that my debit card and license are still at the bar! So I walk back and tell the security guy outside that I want my shit back. He's like sorry I can't help you, you need to leave! I was like FUCK YOU BITCH, I want my shit! He yells GO HOME and I say I'm not going anywhere without my shit. So I spot a cop down the street and tell him whats going on and he's really cool about the whole thing. He takes me back to security guard and of course the guard is acting nice at this point.
About a half hour later I finally get my shit back. That is after the bar trys to tell my card was declined! It was like the final fuck you from the club. I swear we were getting setup.
Basically the only reason we can think we got kicked out was this. One of my friends cousins was there with her man. He started getting in her face about something and my buddy was mean muggin him the whole time. We also think he got pissed because she kept hanging around us because she was scared her boyfriend would do something. So we think he might of told and/or payed the security guards something to get us kicked out. Because other than that we didn't anything wrong at all.
This is why I usually go out on Friday nights and stay home Saturdays!
. I hate jackass security.
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