The Real Ultimate Power!!!

[BustedLX]

You guys have got to see this, check out the whole site read everything, I peed my pants I was laughing so hard.

http://www.realultimatepower.net/

[xScott]

Man, you cant fuck with ninjas!

[phatdoughnut]

The Playaz





In some other state, there were some basketball players hanging out in the forest after a big game. One player said “This forest reminds me of some scary stuff I heard.” And the other said “What happened?”



“Well these two buddies, like you and I, were hanging out, just like now, and out of nowhere they heard something. Since they were big, like you and me, they didn’t get scared. Apparently, the noise was coming from behind an old door. Together the buddies slowly opened the door. BOOM! There was a grown up standing right there. Then it turned around and talked. But the buddies couldn’t understand, because it had the voice of a teeny little baby! “Holy Crap!” said one buddy “Frigg’n run!” And they did.”



After hearing the story, one player said “Wow!” Needless to say, a ninja over-heard the entire thing and got pretty scared/mad. The ninja didn’t understand the feelings inside him and went berserk (this is common for people). In conclusion, the players were speechless when the ninja beat their butts.

[phatdoughnut]

HAHAHA HATE MAIL WHAT AN DUMBASS!

Dear Mr. Hamburger.



I am a single mother. A single mother of three boys! And it's tough enough to keep them from acting up without people like you in the world. You are a disgrace to the whites, if you're white. My second born son has been, as you call it, "flipping out" recently and he started doing so around the same time the boys discovered your site. And surprise surprise, my son seriously harmed his brother AND now his behavior is affecting his schoolwork. Are you going to tutor him, jerk? I'm a single mother! His rambunctious attitude is going to get him put in jail or even juvenile hall. You are encouraging kids to go berserk and disregard rules. I demand that you take down this immediately, before I call the police. Trust me, mr. hamburger, this is one single mother of three boys you do not want to mess with. I will lobby to have your site banned for the rest of your life. I'll see you in court. Write me back and we'll talk some more.

Hey you fuckin moron,


I just visited you fucked up little piece of shit ninja site, and you don't know Jack Shit about them do you? First off, how fuckin old are you, you little SOB, and how the FUCK long have you studied NINJAS? If you honestly believe in what you put on your site you should just do the world a fuckin favor and bend over, put your dick in your mouth and bite it the fuck off so that everyone knows the planet won't be tainted by someone else genetically related to a dumb fuck like you. I got a fuckin list of things that are wrong on your fuckin page. First off, your fuck off firend Mark said he saw an actual NINJA, do you fuckin know how many there really are, there are less than 50 real ones left, and only 5 live in the U.S.! NINJAS DON'T FLIP OUT YOU FUCKIN RETARD!!! do you even know what Ninjas WERE!!! They were SPIES and ASSASSINS, next time ask before you pull shit out your ass and put it on a page. EVERYTHING you said on your page is shit, even your equipment is WRONG. I bet you don't even fuckin know the differance between a katana and a zaoichito blade, and if you DON'T then remove your fuckin site right the fickin now. I'm sick and fuckin tired of people like you, who have a computer and THINK somehting is cool, and then put total BULLSHIT on the internet to confuse otehrs who are actually researching the True past of these excellant soldiers, you MOTHER FUCKING PEICE OF RAT SHIT. If you want some REAL info e-mail me and I'd be GLAD to set you straight, I've actually studied these fuckers for MORE THAN TWO WEEKS. HELL, I've even been to the last official Okinawan Dojo for them. But please get your fuckin bullshit site off the fuckin net or COMPLETELY reFUCKINGdo-it.


Sincerely,
A Guy Who Loves Asia And Knows About The Real Past Of Ninjas,

To: Some Kid Who Thought He Knew Something

[chessboxer]

been around for a while now and its still funny as shit everytime i go back to it.

[deevergote]

I love how people get so pissed off about stuff like that! I think I'm going to start a stupid site just so I can get some hate mail

[Maple50175]

thats kinda waste of time why would someone do that

[deevergote]

For fun... Or just to practice making web sites.

Same thing with www.blackpeopleloveus.com That's a completely useless site, but it's funny... and the hate mail generated really makes it good. I guess as a Psychology student, it's interesting to me to see how people react to completely rediculous stimuli (like a worthless webpage).

[red_gto]

Seriously, why do people get so bent up over stuff??? I mean, I'm Asian, and I do (do?) martial arts, I think the ninja site is hella funny!!! I mean, c'mon, take it for what it is, enjoy it (or not), and leave it alone!!! Geeeeeeeezzzz!!!!