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h22akkord23

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#1

joke of the day

07-25-2005, 01:11 PM

Howard the duck and i were talking earlier, and he told me this joke, i thought i would share it with you guys!

A guy on a golf course takes a high speed ball to the crotch.

At the hospital, he said to the doc, "This is terrible; I'm getting married next week and my fiance is still a virgin!!"

The doc took four tongue depressors, formed a 4 sided splint, and taped it all together. The guy mentioned none of this to his girl and married her. That night, she revealed her beautiful breasts and said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these." He dropped his pants and replied, "Look... its still in the CRATE!"
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drucifer92

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#2

07-25-2005, 01:40 PM

heh... this doesnt seem as funny as i was expecting... hehehe.
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lil_dcb7

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#3

07-25-2005, 11:16 PM

i dont get it

Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.

Originally posted by JoshM

Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.
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zipcreature

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#4

07-26-2005, 12:40 AM

COME HERE QUARKY LET ME RUN UR ASS OVER!!

*Edit* Meh.

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lil_dcb7

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#5

07-26-2005, 06:33 AM

pssh, i get it...

and i dont think it was THAT funny...

Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.

Originally posted by JoshM

Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.
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rebels

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#6

07-26-2005, 10:05 AM

Adam - Retired OG member from '03
2010 Lexus IS-F : Starfire Pearl
2009 Yamaha R1 Raven : Black on Black
2002 Lexus IS300 : Crystal White Pearl / Black Leather

.. i HAD more shaved on my accord than your girl does on her entire body..
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lil_dcb7

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#7

07-26-2005, 10:07 AM

wait, its referred as a package right??

i dont know im high on hawaiian punch right now, dont flame

Claire - '92 Mercedes-Benz 500E - AMG&Bilstein Treatment - The Wolf in Sheep's clothing.

Alice - '97 BMW 540i6 - Dinan Tuned. - Low Profile Weekend Warrior.

Felicia - '11 Ford Fusion - Luxury Package - Daily.. daily.. ugh.

Originally posted by JoshM

Okay to do: "I'm sorry I broke your mailbox, here's $100.
NOT okay to do: "I'm sorry I fucked your sister, here's $100.
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