"bust my fuckin teeth out"
backstory: me and my friend have been working on his 1g eclipse for 6 months now... (just trying to get it running..... but you know... eclipses aren't like that)... so thursday me and his brother finally got it running... and we've driven it around his neighborhood a couple of times..... well... last night my friend drove it around once (getting to about 50-60) and slid around a corner and sheet... so then he lets me drive it and i'm doing 20 the whole time and not even getting on it or anything... adn this dude runs out his house with no shirt on (and HUGE man boobies) and jumps in front of the car and starts cussing me out saying his gonna bust my fuckin teeth out and beat this shit outta me cuz "i have kids"... and i was like.... whatever dude we'll go park it... and then.... we hopped in my car and fuckin burned tires in front of his house on the way to the store and outta nowhere this fuckin girl jumps out into the road (apprently this people want to get hit?) and thne fuckin i swerve around and bust this crazy shit.... sooo now my friends proibly gonna get in trouble... the thing was..... why the fuck do you let your kids play in the street a 10 at night with no street lights?
backstory: me and my friend have been working on his 1g eclipse for 6 months now... (just trying to get it running..... but you know... eclipses aren't like that)... so thursday me and his brother finally got it running... and we've driven it around his neighborhood a couple of times..... well... last night my friend drove it around once (getting to about 50-60) and slid around a corner and sheet... so then he lets me drive it and i'm doing 20 the whole time and not even getting on it or anything... adn this dude runs out his house with no shirt on (and HUGE man boobies) and jumps in front of the car and starts cussing me out saying his gonna bust my fuckin teeth out and beat this shit outta me cuz "i have kids"... and i was like.... whatever dude we'll go park it... and then.... we hopped in my car and fuckin burned tires in front of his house on the way to the store and outta nowhere this fuckin girl jumps out into the road (apprently this people want to get hit?) and thne fuckin i swerve around and bust this crazy shit.... sooo now my friends proibly gonna get in trouble... the thing was..... why the fuck do you let your kids play in the street a 10 at night with no street lights?
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