A guy was driving a cb7 on the interstate when it broke down. A short while later, a Porsche stopped and the driver offered to give the cb7 a tow. "If I go too fast," said the Porsche driver, "honk your horn."
So the Porsche set off with the cb7 in tow. A few miles down the road, a Corvette pulled alongside the Porsche. The Corvette driver called out, "I bet I can outrace you with that thing in tow behind you."
The Porsche driver was up for the challenge and the two cars sped off side by side down the highway.
Two State Troopers watched in disbelief as the cars flew by.
"Did you see that Porsche and Corvette racing neck and neck?" said one.
The other said, "Yeah. And what about that little cb7 flying behind them, honking his horn, trying to pass!"
So the Porsche set off with the cb7 in tow. A few miles down the road, a Corvette pulled alongside the Porsche. The Corvette driver called out, "I bet I can outrace you with that thing in tow behind you."
The Porsche driver was up for the challenge and the two cars sped off side by side down the highway.
Two State Troopers watched in disbelief as the cars flew by.
"Did you see that Porsche and Corvette racing neck and neck?" said one.
The other said, "Yeah. And what about that little cb7 flying behind them, honking his horn, trying to pass!"
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WOW thats just hilarious. Its about time micks your not coming out with smart comments. Micks= changed man or kid hmm 
I gotta agree ...
nice one, but i dont know if cops would call an accord a cb7 are they that smart 
naw 
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