stupid sh*t off your head (NWS)...

[Joshy]

Lol, eBay sellers who list with "Buy it Now or Best Offer."

I made a best offer two weeks ago on an item - $2 for something that usually sells for $3. It was accepted by the seller and all went well.

I tried to purchase another one of the same item, but this time I was feeling generous and offered... $2.50. The offer was DECLINED!

[MikeW]

(In weird creepy voice) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHH, Wanna get a hotel room with me? I got time!!!

That voice cracks me up every time.

Lol, eBay sellers who list with "Buy it Now or Best Offer."

I made a best offer two weeks ago on an item - $2 for something that usually sells for $3. It was accepted by the seller and all went well.

I tried to purchase another one of the same item, but this time I was feeling generous and offered... $2.50. The offer was DECLINED!

I hate seller that DON'T offer a buy it now option. I know bidding is smart or whatever, but god dammit, i dont have time to wait 2 fucking weeks and sit here and outbid some jerkass, I want that shit now!

[Joshy]

I hate seller that DON'T offer a buy it now option. I know bidding is smart or whatever, but god dammit, i dont have time to wait 2 fucking weeks and sit here and outbid some jerkass, I want that shit now!

That option costs money, brah!

It hikes the listing price up, like 50¢ or so.

EDIT: alright, upped the ante to $2.55. Seller accepted. HA!

[MikeW]

Dont know, dont care, lol.

I see a "bid only" item for cheap and it has like 22 days left on it. There are 618 other ppl just squatting on that thing and the last minute, some assclown is gonna sit there and outbid me by a penny. Fuck that. I'll pay for the whole thing, up front, fright now thankyouverymuch!

[Joshy]

That's why you set a maximum bid. You're creating a safety net for pesky last-minute pennypackers.

Assclown?! I haven't heard that word dropped in casual conversation since 9th grade!

[MikeW]

All day long, son. All day.

[Night Wolf]

apple=Underpowered, overpriced, and underutilized

[Daheavyking]

Knick knack patty wack,
Bit** you need a bone?

[crazymikey]

Dont know, dont care, lol.

I see a "bid only" item for cheap and it has like 22 days left on it. There are 618 other ppl just squatting on that thing and the last minute, some assclown is gonna sit there and outbid me by a penny. Fuck that. I'll pay for the whole thing, up front, fright now thankyouverymuch!

Haha reminded me of the movie "I Love You Man"

"Oh, and this is a bumper car I got on Ebay. I was in a bidding war with Carnivalkid32, so I had to go on the buy it now price. And you remember my scooter the Elena."

"heyyyy, Laaaaanishhhhh"

Classic.

[crazymikey]

[Makaveli2k]

Something that's been on my mind for a little bit. I watch the "I used to be fat" series on MTV. For every show they show the person at the beginning when they are severely over weight, and one part to that is they show the person eating. This makes me lol.

It's just that when the show the overweight person eating they have this look of guilt on their face, they try to mask it but it still shows and i on't know. I have a sick sense of humour but every time, it gets to me. =p

[brsteinbach]

Haha your an ass. I'm not really into those shows on mtv and shit. I like spike, speed, discovery, and history.

And that gif Mike posted, what a dumbass.

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