funny story from spring break

[97Lude]

So all my friends go to Texas roadhouse every sunday, so we were at our table and we all thought it'd be funny to tell them it was my one friends bday. Someone always picks on him in a friendly way, just cause he reacts so funny to anything
Anywho, i go to the "bathroom" and find the waitor and tell him its his bday. So he said they would come out and sing with a cake etc(all that embaressing stuff)

So they come out and start singing with a peice of cake and a lit candle and all..

Workers: hoooray whose birthday is it?!?
Our table: its his(points to friend)
My friend: no its not my bday
Workers: are you sure?
My friend: Yes, yes im fucking sure i'll even show you my license
*Insert awkward pause*

Needless to say the workers were pissed
he woulda gotten a free peice of cake

[arrozburner]

yeah ive gotten one of those...nothing else to do but sit like a dumbass and wait till theyre done with there stupid song...but then i ditch them at the restaurant and all is well with the world

[93accordexcoupe]

haha i do that every single time im out to dinner with my friends, we brought a new person on sunday and she got it and ended up crying lol