Lazy Bachelor Problems

[Domesticated]

I'm reporting from the toilet. Being single, home alone at the moment wearing a blue wife beater, briefs, and holding a glass of Jack on ice, I decided it would be a much better idea to microwave a week old chicken breast for dinner instead of actually cooking, cause well, my Kinect didn't pause Netflix when I told it to. Now I'm sitting here on the toilet tearing up either from the smell our the lava falling our of me. This was record time too. Roughly 45 minutes.

So any of you knowingly eat old food knowing the risk of food poisoning cause you're lazy? What are some other "I don't care, I'm young, lazy, and half drunk" decisions sine of you others make? This isn't the first time I've done it either.

[RyanD]

When i was in college i used the shroud of a desk fan as a strainer. Couldn't afford toliet paper so i used square segments of old pants and shirts. I became so lazy actually i didnt buy TP for about a month. Desprate times

When i had parties i would use various pots and pans as trash cans for beer cans. Damn i used to suck

[H311RA151N]

When i was in college i used the shroud of a desk fan as a strainer. Couldn't afford toliet paper so i used square segments of old pants and shirts. I became so lazy actually i didnt buy TP for about a month. Desprate times

When i had parties i would use various pots and pans as trash cans for beer cans. Damn i used to suck

How about your room mate that used a nut cup as a pasta strainer?

[RyanD]

How about your room mate that used a nut cup as a pasta strainer?

Dark times

[Domesticated]

In college I would order coupon pizza Friday and end up eating nothing but pizza for 3 days straight. I felt like crap.

[RyanD]

oh i did that to. after a while i had a 3ft tall stack of little ceasers pizza boxes. now i hate their pizza

[af_1132]

I'm reporting from the toilet. Being single, home alone at the moment wearing a blue wife beater, briefs, and holding a glass of Jack on ice, I decided it would be a much better idea to microwave a week old chicken breast for dinner instead of actually cooking, cause well, my Kinect didn't pause Netflix when I told it to. Now I'm sitting here on the toilet tearing up either from the smell our the lava falling our of me. This was record time too. Roughly 45 minutes.

Dude, are you all right? Seriously, are you ok?

[RyanD]

I think he's McWasted

[Domesticated]

Lol, I wasn't wasted, but I drank enough to eat the chicken. Food poisoning isn't as dangerous as people think. I've eaten bad food many times that I thought was good. And got the Hershey squirts.

[wildBill83]

You would think the alcohol would kill any bad stuff and prevent the food poisoning lol.

I lived in a house with another dude and we couldn't see though the beer cans to any counter top or table surface, but our grill was always clean and ready.

[Domesticated]

The alcohol isn't nearly as potent as stomach acid. If the acid can't kill it the body says it has to go.

[Accrdwgnguy]

Man that's pretty desperate. If it looks gross I just don't eat it.

[Domesticated]

It didn't look gross and tasted normal. I won't eat food I know is bad. But it seemed fine. It wasn't desperate at all, I was just lazy. I had plenty of other good, just didn't want to cook.

[steelbluesleepR]

Using a fan shroud as a strainer isn't desperate, that's ingenious!

I once used a slotted spoon to grate cheese for nachos

[Ralphie]

Generally people understand that food poisoning isn't the same "poisoning" as drinking bleach.

People just tend to not want to have the squirts.

To each their own haha.