Useless Information

[HappyGilmore]

Let's post useless info in this thread. When I say useless I mean stuff that just doesn't matter but fun to know, but completely useless. So I will start.


I just realized that next month I will have been a member on here for 4 years!!! The longest I have every been a forum consistently ever!!! Just thought I would share with you lovely folks here

[Leung]

Next Friday is my 31st birthday. I'm thinking of going to Hooters for dinner.

[mozzandherb]

really? I like banana bread

[Quashish]

this is my turtle. he is fat.

[oyajicool]

Is he/she boosted?

[Quashish]

he is actually pretty fast

[Raf99]

I haven't had TV in over 2 years now. I just download my shit and watch a daily dose of The Simpsons and The Red Green Show

[dysfunk]

That's awesome. I pooped blue once.

[Jon]

On average, there are 300 mispelled words in a published dicionary. How do you know they are misspelled? Consult a dictionary.

[Daheavyking]

Birds really dont fly in a V when going south. Thats just the Mighty Ducks

[dysfunk]

The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from an old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb.

[mtnbikaah]

The square root of 69 is 8.30662386292. I figured it out.

[dysfunk]

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

[Dani Filth]

the loudmouth white trash bitch down the street from me is halfway to a cup of coffee.

[Wickit]

Monday i will turn 17, on average every year more people die from camel accidents than plane crashes.