Project Rice

[RyanD]

So a buddy of mine is looking for a new vehicle. He wants to buy the most ridiculous thing and rice it out. We can't seem to decide on what type of vehicle to use. I suggested a minivan but we still cannot decide.

im talking large obnoxious wing, fart can, neons, cheap body kit, the works. It will be safe to drive and road legal. He just want to do it to piss people off in the omg wtf did you do to your car kinda way. Any thoughts?

[steelbluesleepR]

i've always wanted to do this to something, but make it REALLY fast, kindof a reverse sleeper type thing. most people would just assume its so ridiculous that the guy driving it must be dumb as hell and cant build anything that actually works. honestly, if i was almostJDM, after the RB swap was done and he was happy with the performance, i'd throw a giant aluminum wing, a blitz bodykit, and some "racing" seat covers on the car and watch people laugh up until the point that the rear tires light up.

[almostJDM]

I actually thought about doing that, but buying a second trunk just for that, I really might do it after I build the engine, but as far as ryandavis33 geo prism or a cavalier? Lol

[Hopeless]

i've always wanted to do this to something, but make it REALLY fast, kindof a reverse sleeper type thing. most people would just assume its so ridiculous that the guy driving it must be dumb as hell and cant build anything that actually works. honestly, if i was almostJDM, after the RB swap was done and he was happy with the performance, i'd throw a giant aluminum wing, a blitz bodykit, and some "racing" seat covers on the car and watch people laugh up until the point that the rear tires light up.

theres a guy around here in a badly kitted del slow with a hideous weld on fart can muffler, green decal strips down the side of his car and those badly painted pepboys wheels.... oh and a 400hp ls-v turbo setup that runs high 11's at the track when hes on slicks... lol

[RyanD]

I actually thought about doing that, but buying a second trunk just for that, I really might do it after I build the engine, but as far as ryandavis33 geo prism or a cavalier? Lol

that will do

im thinking a metro for that hatch look

[almostJDM]

Hell yeah, imagine that 3cylinder screaming lol

[toycar]

So a buddy of mine is looking for a new vehicle. He wants to buy the most ridiculous thing and rice it out.

Any thoughts?

My thoughts;


Punch him in the groin, repeatedly, until he changes his mind. Then tell him to buy a real car(maybe a cb7) and be a real car guy.


Fake ricers are worse than the real thing.

[trickedaccord92]

early 90s Suzuki Swift GT hatch oh yeah! Fun little car. Has an aftermarket following that has body kits, engine mods etc. i think it has a small DOHC engine stock also.

My buddy Jacob AKA Tn_Accords had one and it was a fun little car even looked nice till it was retired to dirt tracking through woods and jumping dirt mounds in drunken stupor lol.

If i remember correctly from researching it with him in the past you can even swap in a honda DOHC with little modification.

So you can go all out ricer with some get up and go.

Here are some fixed up ones ....

[drew12000]

Get a geo. That is if you can find one thats not rusted to rust-hell. I want to see on with a widebody kit on it ha





http://www.carolinahondas.com/multim...ld-thread.html

[stretch JDM]

OMG Drew , I have heard talk about this all the way down in Bama . I'm super glad I finally seen the post about it . Its going to be a bad ass Geo.

Sorry OP , I had to reply about the Geo.

[8ball]

If it was me.... id import a 25 year old RX7

no wait you mean like rice out a POS just to be a dousche bagg???

Well then look no further than a kia sephia

[CyborgGT]

I actually thought about doing that, but buying a second trunk just for that

Me and a friend have been wanting to cut the handle off an actual grocery cart, store label still on the handle and all, and make it into a magnet-mount spoiler to throw on for cruise nights. The trouble is getting one. I have morals and am against stealing, but I work at a grocery store and know that even our small-size carts cost something like $90.

I talk... but look at my RSX, lol

[deevergote]

The sad thing is, the more obscure the car is, the more fun it would be to make it FAST, rather than ricey!

I say take a car that people usually make fast... like a camaro, firebird, or mustang... and rice that out.

6 cylinder Mustang with poked wheels, no drop, neon tubes visible under the skirts, big aluminum wing, every stick-on chrome bit you can find, "turbo", "supercharged", "V8", etc...
Then go "import" on it. Big slant single exhaust, roof rack, rusted or black hood...

[cloudasc]

The sad thing is, the more obscure the car is, the more fun it would be to make it FAST, rather than ricey!

I say take a car that people usually make fast... like a camaro, firebird, or mustang... and rice that out.

6 cylinder Mustang with poked wheels, no drop, neon tubes visible under the skirts, big aluminum wing, every stick-on chrome bit you can find, "turbo", "supercharged", "V8", etc...
Then go "import" on it. Big slant single exhaust, roof rack, rusted or black hood...

Idea's like that ^^ will get you shot real quick depending upon the "country folk".

[RyanD]

it not a bad idea though. the only problem would be finding one on the cheap. im sure we can find a 4 banger mustang fox body but it would be a shame to make it a ricer.

i think a domestic car would be best because who the hell rices a domestic? because race car?