1) Never use a urinal directly next to another man if possible.
2) Stand close enough so others can't accidentally see your equipment. Nobody wants to see that.
3) Don't look at anyone else's equipment. That... should go without saying.
4) No talking. Not to your friend, not to yourself, and DEFINITELY not to a stranger. If you're on the phone, anyone else in the restroom reserves the right to loudly announce to the person you are talking to that you are conversing with them with your dick in your hand.
5) If someone is waiting for you to finish, shake it and get out of there. If nobody is waiting, do what you have to do to keep from dripping on your pants. A dude with pee on his pants makes men everywhere look bad!
6) Flush. You're going to wash your hands anyway (right?) so flush. Nobody wants YOUR piss splashed on their legs when they hit the water. Flush with the hand that wasn't holding your dick.
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2) Stand close enough so others can't accidentally see your equipment. Nobody wants to see that.
3) Don't look at anyone else's equipment. That... should go without saying.
4) No talking. Not to your friend, not to yourself, and DEFINITELY not to a stranger. If you're on the phone, anyone else in the restroom reserves the right to loudly announce to the person you are talking to that you are conversing with them with your dick in your hand.
5) If someone is waiting for you to finish, shake it and get out of there. If nobody is waiting, do what you have to do to keep from dripping on your pants. A dude with pee on his pants makes men everywhere look bad!
6) Flush. You're going to wash your hands anyway (right?) so flush. Nobody wants YOUR piss splashed on their legs when they hit the water. Flush with the hand that wasn't holding your dick.
Have I missed anything?
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