Things you have hit in your Accord.

[MikeW]

Pothole, opposum, and....I think that's it.

I *drove* over a skunk once. Didnt hit him though. It was back when I had my neon so I imagine him just chillin in the road and then here comes this loud, bright thing. Probably thought it was a UFO or something, lol. Zoomed right over him. He must've shat bricks.

[Bongo]

4th accord and never hit a thing. ...in an accord.

[Oreellyfool]

A boat......

[MikeW]

A boat......

Please tell me it was because you drove your car off a pier and it so happened to hit a boat...

[Oreellyfool]

Please tell me it was because you drove your car off a pier and it so happened to hit a boat...

I really really really wished, but then I wouldn't have my CB. My GF's parents had a boat dry docked in their driveway. I parked in front of it on a steep hill and was doing something in my car and didn't pull my parking brake tight enough and it slowly rolled into it. Luckily really didn't mess my car up. Just a small scuff.

But for 14 years of driving and my ONLY accident was my car hitting a boat is pretty funny to say.

[Mike1357]

*Shopping carts every time there is one in the spot I want to park in.
*Drove clear over a median (luckily I was still at stock height).

[Honda_Lady]

*Shopping carts every time there is one in the spot I want to park in.
*Drove clear over a median (luckily I was still at stock height).

HAHA i do that to shopping carts as well

speaking of driving over a median. my mom and me were at walmart together when a lady in a mustang rocketed her Mustang across one of those. she hit it so hard she actually broke the curb with her frame and yet when we went by to see the damage she did to the median there was no sign of leaking fluids

[tommi]

"built ford tough" or some shit like that

[dbales]

^^haha. Some of these are pretty funny.

I hit a dead deer at about 60 on a two lane road. Saw it but couldn't get over because someone was riding right beside me. Car stunk like hell for a week. Pulled my legend lip down a bit and put a hole in the flex part of my downpipe. Probably still have a chunk of meat still stuck on the front towhook.

Hit another deer, alive this time, going about 30. Hit him mid leap and sent him flipping into the air. Funniest shit I'd ever seen, until I got home and seen my new junkyard hood was fucked up.