What do you do while you poop?

[wed3k]

i wonder why im sitting on the toilet wasting time.

[cbscandal]

I'll report back after I go out next weekend.

You should get really drunk and vomit in the tank as you shit. That would be awesome.

[Night Wolf]

You should get really drunk and vomit in the tank as you shit. That would be awesome.

or pull an upperdecker

[I-Deal214]

i could never bring food into the bathroom with all the poo particles flying around... GROSS!!!

Im guessing your toothbrush is on the sink in a cup or holder along with your towels etc all infested with poopoo particles . I think that was a myth on mythbusters.

[I-Deal214]

You should get really drunk and vomit in the tank as you shit. That would be awesome.

lmao i did that i crapped in the toilet and puked into the bathtub thought i was going to die.

[Leung]

I usually read something like game informer. i prefer to take my time so I normally end up reading it cover to cover.

[MikeW]

Im with Tippey. I get in and get out. I dont understand people who take those half-hour power shits. Im in the can 5 minutes TOPS.

If Im in there longer its cuz Im having "issues" or Im on my phone or something.

[cbscandal]

I don't like rushing shits. I like to relax, take my time, maybe kick my feet up.

[MikeW]

I dont rush mine either. I feel it coming, cop a squat, give it a few. Ya know, text, play some Words With Friends or something, clean 'er up and go.

[fatboy1185]

On average, I spend <2 minutes in the bathroom. The bathroom is not a place I like to hang out.

[Ralphie]

I use to be in and out, i really did....i hated the whole process and use to be in and out in 4 mins lol.

Then i embraced it and found that is a great time to think, read, play some games, or just chill.

Not so bad now, ive been in their 20+ minutes LOL!

[Night Wolf]

ive been in their 20+ minutes LOL!

people out side must think you passed out in there

[408cb7]

people out side must think you passed out in there

lol sometimes my girlfriend knocks on the door and yells "are you still alive"

[92smokeaccord]

i bring the air compresser in with me so i get a message on my buns from all the vibratin..and if i lean on the back tank i get a back massage...

[cbscandal]

I use to be in and out, i really did....i hated the whole process and use to be in and out in 4 mins lol.

Then i embraced it and found that is a great time to think, read, play some games, or just chill.

Not so bad now, ive been in their 20+ minutes LOL!

^^^^^^