What do you do while you poop?

[408cb7]

So, I was reading the other threads about pooping, and it came up to my mind, what do people do while they poop.
Since there is alot things to do while pooping, its probably best if I dont make a voting poll because theres going to be alot of different answers.

I personally like to think deep thoughts and go through my phone, sometimes I read a magazine.

What do you guys do while pooping?

[cbscandal]

I have "Player Piano" by Kurt Vonnegut sitting by the toilet.
Or "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader".

[ChIoVnIdCa]

[deevergote]

I jog.

[Mista Juice]

I jog.

this.. or work on my car..

[rexload]

This is an interesting question because I ALWAYS bring a guitar with me to the bathroom when I poop.

Lately I've been bringing an electric and my little Line6 Spider amp with me while I poop lol

But when I really have to go and don't have the time to plug in my amp and stuff, I just grab a Martin acoustic - that's how I roll! lol

When people ask me why I do it, I say - why waste time when pooping when I can practice my scales lol

[408cb7]

[deevergote]

This is an interesting question because I ALWAYS bring a guitar with me to the bathroom when I poop.

Lately I've been bringing an electric and my little Line6 Spider amp with me while I poop lol

But when I really have to go and don't have the time to plug in my amp and stuff, I just grab a Martin acoustic - that's how I roll! lol

When people ask me why I do it, I say - why waste time when pooping when I can practice my scales lol

Note to self... if I ever visit your place, DO NOT play your guitars!

[Night Wolf]

I like to meditate

[LordXaero]

Usually just go through my phone, or read a gaming magazine.

[Tippey764]

I hurry the fuck up and get back to what i was doing.

[deevergote]

I hurry the fuck up and get back to what i was doing.

Dude... never rush a poop!

There's a fine line between "long enough" and "my feet are numb".

[GHOST 2.2]

i got 2 bald spots on my on top of my hairy thighs because i normally park my forearms on top of it while pooing...

[Tippey764]

Dude... never rush a poop!

There's a fine line between "long enough" and "my feet are numb".

That fine line is something i have never once came close to

[408cb7]

Dude... never rush a poop!

There's a fine line between "long enough" and "my feet are numb".

There has been a few times where my feet have gotten numb lol