Only in Ohio...

[Leung]

well Canton county,

If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

Also no one is allowed to be arrested on Sundays or the 4th of July.



http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio

[deevergote]

Wow. I'm going to visit Canton County and raise hell on a Sunday!
As long as that law is still in effect... most of those dumb old laws are, and nobody realizes it. The funny thing is, as idiotic as it may seem... they ARE laws, and can be enforced.

City Laws in New Jersey
Bernards Township
It is illegal to frown as the town is a “Frown-Free Town Zone”.


I work in Bernards Township (it's richie-richville.) I talk to people that are losing their homes. I should remind them of this law.

[wed3k]

theyll just shoot you and arrest your body on monday

[Leung]

theyll just shoot you and arrest your body on monday

LOL ^^

I think in Tennessee, there is a law where it said something about the age of consent is 16 unless she is a virgin, then it is 12. wtf?

the one that really made me laugh was beating your wife was only legal if it was done on the courthouse steps or something on a Sunday.

[Night Wolf]

LoL Florida...

It is illegal to sell your children.

One may not commit any “unnatural acts” with another person.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

[drew12000]

In ks. You'll go to jail for thinking.

[Lynx]

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P..

hahahahah

[Law Grandeur]

florida lol

Unmarried couples may not commit “lewd acts” and live together in the same residence.

It is illegal to sell your children.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked. (im guessing this is for public showers lol)

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife’s breasts.

[Racer_XXX]

well Canton county,

If one loses their pet tiger, they must notify the authorities within one hour.

Also no one is allowed to be arrested on Sundays or the 4th of July.



http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/ohio

Canton is in Stark county. just an fyi: