OMG i saw nicole bass last night.

[clarksterdotcom]

whoa! WTF IS THAT!!!...oooowee i am glad she didnt come into my work. i would have fuckin gawked and been like "erm....what the fuck is your deaL!?"

must be on hard times applyin for a credit card like that..her website looks pretty lo-tech too...

[ckyskater733]

maple you definatly didnt need to post her pic. this thread should be nws.

[MRX]

i would have fuckin gawked and been like "erm....what the fuck is your deaL!?"

I picture her turning around and saying "You now cutie"

from there you have 3 options...
a) Run...but she's in better shape and will catch you
b) Fight her...she'd pound you and make u her bitch the hard way
c) Bow down and she'll make u her bitch the easy way

All options point to you having to taste those nipple rings

[HenRoc]

Its so fuckin gross, i just wonder if any guy out has done the dirty deed with this bitch....id feel bad for them. That shit down there would probably tighten up so bad it would sever the shit off.

[micksf22accord]

Maple dude you made me throw up!

[accord_inspire]

take her back to the zoo.. !!!!

[Maple50175]

take her back to the zoo.. !!!!

Ill take her back. Shes discusting. ahh

[kadtaz]

excuse me while i go throw up!!!!!

[Sho Nuff]

Ill take her back. Shes discusting. ahh

She would take our heads off if we tried to bring her back.