Satan prank calls
Worlds most dangerous street corner?
Test your CB7s handling capabilites here
and some jokes for yous to read...
Quick Joke 1
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
Quick Joke 2
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."
Quick Joke 3
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
In another ebaum news who knew ordering a pizza could turn so dangerous?
The story behind the video is as follows...taken from Ebaumsworld.
The video shows Mark Jones, who is more than 6 feet tall and weighs almost 300 pounds, repeatedly striking Joseph Scarpino in the face and body as customers watched.
Jones was found guilty of felonious assault last week and was sentenced to four years in prison.
Scarpino suffered a broken eye socket and nose, a concussion and a chipped tooth in the beating.
The incident began when Jones' girlfriend cut in line in front of Scarpino.
Scarpino was on his cell phone and told his fiance it might take a little longer to get their pizza.
Jones' girlfriend got mad at the comment and created such a commotion that the manager tried to kick her out.
That's when Jones stepped in and hit Scarpino at least seven times.
Jones' girlfriend, Prestia Sims, is scheduled to go on trial next month for her alleged role in the incident.
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Its kinda sad when you gotta fight over food in the end result is a fucking prison sentence..that idiot in the video definitely deserved his prison sentence...fucking moron. I think his woman should be pimped slapped for starting the whole fucking thing.
Worlds most dangerous street corner?
Test your CB7s handling capabilites here
and some jokes for yous to read...
Quick Joke 1
A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."
Quick Joke 2
A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.
Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.
The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.
"Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."
Quick Joke 3
One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.
Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.
Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"
In another ebaum news who knew ordering a pizza could turn so dangerous?
The story behind the video is as follows...taken from Ebaumsworld.
The video shows Mark Jones, who is more than 6 feet tall and weighs almost 300 pounds, repeatedly striking Joseph Scarpino in the face and body as customers watched.
Jones was found guilty of felonious assault last week and was sentenced to four years in prison.
Scarpino suffered a broken eye socket and nose, a concussion and a chipped tooth in the beating.
The incident began when Jones' girlfriend cut in line in front of Scarpino.
Scarpino was on his cell phone and told his fiance it might take a little longer to get their pizza.
Jones' girlfriend got mad at the comment and created such a commotion that the manager tried to kick her out.
That's when Jones stepped in and hit Scarpino at least seven times.
Jones' girlfriend, Prestia Sims, is scheduled to go on trial next month for her alleged role in the incident.
Here
Its kinda sad when you gotta fight over food in the end result is a fucking prison sentence..that idiot in the video definitely deserved his prison sentence...fucking moron. I think his woman should be pimped slapped for starting the whole fucking thing.
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