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    A little bit of humor.

    Satan prank calls

    Worlds most dangerous street corner?

    Test your CB7s handling capabilites here

    and some jokes for yous to read...

    Quick Joke 1
    A trucker who has been out on the road for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Melbourne. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, "I want your ugliest woman and a devon sandwich!!" The Madam is astonished. "But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal." The trucker replies, "Listen Darlin, I ain't horny, I'm homesick."



    Quick Joke 2
    A deaf mute walks into pharmacy to buy condoms. He has difficulty communicating with the pharmacist and cannot see condoms on the shelf.

    Frustrated, the deaf mute finally unzips his pants, places his dick on the counter and puts down a five dollar bill next to it.

    The pharmacist unzips his pants, does the same as the deaf mute, then picks up both bills and stuffs them in his pocket. Exasperated, the deaf mute begins to curse the pharmacist wildly in sign language.

    "Look," the pharmacist says, "if you can't afford to lose, you shouldn't bet."



    Quick Joke 3
    One day Little Susie got her "monthly bleeding" for the first time in her life. Having failed to understand what was going on and being really frightened, she decided to share her trouble with little Johnny.

    Having found Johnny she told and showed him what her problem was.

    Johnny's face grew serious and he said, "You know, I'm not a doctor, but it looks like someone just ripped your balls off!"


    In another ebaum news who knew ordering a pizza could turn so dangerous?

    The story behind the video is as follows...taken from Ebaumsworld.

    The video shows Mark Jones, who is more than 6 feet tall and weighs almost 300 pounds, repeatedly striking Joseph Scarpino in the face and body as customers watched.

    Jones was found guilty of felonious assault last week and was sentenced to four years in prison.

    Scarpino suffered a broken eye socket and nose, a concussion and a chipped tooth in the beating.

    The incident began when Jones' girlfriend cut in line in front of Scarpino.

    Scarpino was on his cell phone and told his fiance it might take a little longer to get their pizza.

    Jones' girlfriend got mad at the comment and created such a commotion that the manager tried to kick her out.

    That's when Jones stepped in and hit Scarpino at least seven times.

    Jones' girlfriend, Prestia Sims, is scheduled to go on trial next month for her alleged role in the incident.


    Here

    Its kinda sad when you gotta fight over food in the end result is a fucking prison sentence..that idiot in the video definitely deserved his prison sentence...fucking moron. I think his woman should be pimped slapped for starting the whole fucking thing.
    Henry R
    Koni/Neuspeed
    1992 Accord LX R.I.P
    1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
    Legend FSM

    'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
    made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

    #2
    I freakin love ebaums. Thats the best site in the world. My personal fav is the dubbed GI-Joe PSAs. Those made me & my friends cry of laughter.

    BTW, thats a sick ass turn in that badcorner vid. Maybe there IS a reason CB7s are fwd, lol. Hope the biker didnt get hurt too badly.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Accrdkid
      Here

      Its kinda sad when you gotta fight over food in the end result is a fucking prison sentence..that idiot in the video definitely deserved his prison sentence...fucking moron. I think his woman should be pimped slapped for starting the whole fucking thing.
      just watching that makes me so bloody angry

      Seeing as i am as big or close to as big as that fat black asshole i woulda stepped up. That fat bi'sh needs to get knocked in the head as hard as that other guy!

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        #4
        Originally posted by my86Shitbox
        just watching that makes me so bloody angry

        Seeing as i am as big or close to as big as that fat black asshole i woulda stepped up. That fat bi'sh needs to get knocked in the head as hard as that other guy!
        whoa there buddy watch with the black asshole comments..i am half black you know....I do agree though it was totally uncalled for. I cant stand uppity bitches like that either.

        lol I enjoy the dubbed over GI Joes.

        'Dont give him the stick!'
        Henry R
        Koni/Neuspeed
        1992 Accord LX R.I.P
        1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
        Legend FSM

        'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
        made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

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          #5
          Yeah that makes me furious as well, I woulda came back with my .45 and sot that fucker in the face.

          on the stairs, she grabs my arm, says whats up,
          where you been, is something wrong?
          i try to just smile, and say everything’s fine.

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            #6
            Originally posted by accordaffair
            Yeah that makes me furious as well, I woulda came back with my .45 and sot that fucker in the face.
            Hes at least serving 4 years but I dont think thats enough to me.
            Henry R
            Koni/Neuspeed
            1992 Accord LX R.I.P
            1993 Accord EX OG since 'o3
            Legend FSM

            'You see we human beings are not born with prejudices, always they are made for us,
            made by someone who wants something' -1943 US War Department video

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              #7
              I actually saw a shorter version of that vid on the news. They said the black dude was 6' 5. SIX foot fucking five. That's huge man.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Accrdkid
                lol I enjoy the dubbed over GI Joes.

                'Dont give him the stick!'
                coolest things ever...
                "bet you wanna push that button dont ya bitch"
                dirty accord->
                http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthre...threadid=13407
                crappy website

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by my86Shitbox
                  just watching that makes me so bloody angry

                  Seeing as i am as big or close to as big as that fat black asshole i woulda stepped up. That fat bi'sh needs to get knocked in the head as hard as that other guy!
                  Agreed. He probably did in prison.
                  My Member's Ride Thread, Comments Welcome!!!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by b33rnut010
                    coolest things ever...
                    "bet you wanna push that button dont ya bitch"
                    "PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!" lol

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