Male Enhancement?

[Macaqueistrong]

Also....no offense to the OP....but if I ever meet you in person the first thing that will pop into my mind:

dude has a baby penis.

Ouch.

[Gemini]

I wish i could say I feel your pain but i dont, my dead dick is bigger than yours hard but as LadyG said, its all skill and technique really. The average man size is 6" if i remember correctly and most women are like 8" deep so do the equation. Do certain positions which will shorter the depth of the women's inside and then use your techniques and its all fun for everyone.

[EJX_Michael]

A big cock isn't all that great either. I'm 9", and I've never been deep throated (lying bitches - At least 6 old gfs told me they could ), it's really hard to convince a woman to let you stick that in her butt, and I've had women that couldn't take it in certain positions.

I will never be able to look at you with a straight face ever again John.

That was just too much information bro.





This thread is hilarious.

[Ralphie]

OMG this is getting out of hand.....

Mak needs to chime in on this one.

[SN2BH22CB7]

ok, who was the member that got on the cover of honda tuning?

I know that answer...

Joey. Smooth ass Green CB sedan with all the fixins YUM!

[SN2BH22CB7]

dude has a baby penis.

LMAO..>ROFL...LMAO...LMAO...ROFL... and.. LOLcopter.

[91ExSedan]

This is by far, THE funniest thread I've ever seen in OT.
No homo on the win part.

[JohnD1079]

I used to be all paranoid about this when I was youner.

I can vary from below average to above average, it all depends on the girl and how bad I want it, lol. I am a grower though, so im like a pinky when its cold, lol.

[JoshM]

I don't have the biggest wang. It's a fact of life.
I use what I have and I've never left my wife unsatisfied. That's enough for me.

My previous partners never complained either. So, whatevs.

[King James]

Ouch.

hey man its not my fault you shared you had a teeny weenie.

Dont worry....I dont think any less of you

[apuforyou]

Awkward thread is awkward.

[Straight Success]

hey man its not my fault you shared you had a teeny weenie.

Dont worry....I dont think any less of you

He didn't share, he reached out for help. Big difference. Not every can be bless with the ideal size of...

EDIT: I guess technically he did, but damn... That might hurt another man's pride. I know it bothered me when I was younger until I hit my growth spurt.

[King James]

Hey....I dont necessarily have the largest dink in the world.....but if I had a 1inch weenie....then shared it on a car forum....Id expect to take some shit.

Im really just joking anyways.....Best thing I was ever told was by a slut in grade 8....she held up her pinky finger.....and I will forever remember these words:

"thats all I need"

Ever since that moment Ive never been concerned with size.....as long as the broad pays homage to the king....thats all that matters.

[blu35p4rr0w]

Wow I'm glad I work night shift. I'm literally laughing my ass off at this thread. So hilarious.

Brother it's all about using what you got and figuring out what spots and techniques work for the woman in question. I've heard a lot of girls say 7" is the perfect size... I'm there but still, if I had a 4 or 5" I would put forth even more effort into it.

Like other guys said, big dicks have drawbacks. I wouldn't want to be bigger than I am. As it is I've already bruised cervixes and put women in the fetal position for saying harder and faster. I warned them LOL.

G-Spot and clitoris are your friends. seriously brother. Technique over size any day. I've heard the praise already. Seen bigger dicks fall to my slightly above average. Quality of inches over Quantity of inches.

LadyG said 5" was one of her best lays. You oughta practice workin them angles and doing more than just thrusting blindly. Involve the woman's whole body. Clit, nipples, neck, lips, look in her eyes. She might like to be choked or have her hair pulled, might like slapping, might like it gentle. You have to ask the questions and adjust on the fly brother.

Still, this is very comical and you have mad respect from me if you're seriously admitting to that size and you weren't hacked. Props my friend. You are more of a man than you realize already.

I finish with a Blue Sparrow original saying, "Metaphoric ball size makes men, not literal phallic measurements."