Originally posted by JDM_CB7_TX
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instead of rhino, i use the acronym D.U.F.F - Designated Ugly Fat Friend....
My Members Ride Thread
Originally posted by deevergote
You have to think outside the box to get IN the box! -
Why do women who know who you are and what your about when they meet you, think that they can change those things about you after they get with you?
Alternatively, if your dumb enough to change into whoever she wants you to become, why is it that at that point they dump you for a guy that you used to be?
Finally, this is something all men should share with women......
RULES FROM MEN
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
Finally,the guys' side of the story.
(must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1.. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work !
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do..
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..
1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
We have NO idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as FOOTBALL or motor sports
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
1. Thank you for reading this.
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1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
i lol'ed at that one.
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cause they want people to read it, but when they see a decent looking guy reading it a.k.a checking them out, they use that as a conversation starter....95% of the people who read it though they just snuff them out with the "quit looking at my ass you creep" attitude.Originally posted by Leung View Post
plain and simple, women like to be able to change men, but if you turn in to everything she wants you to be...your a little bitch who cant stand up for yourself...grow a set of balls and put your foot down...let her change some things, but stand your ground, make it hard for her to get what she wants...women love a challenge wich is why when she dumps you she goes right back to someone who you used to be.Why do women who know who you are and what your about when they meet you, think that they can change those things about you after they get with you?
Alternatively, if your dumb enough to change into whoever she wants you to become, why is it that at that point they dump you for a guy that you used to be?
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Should change this thread tittle to "Ask Stewie"
Mr BC is giving out some premium knowledge =p.
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why can't women put the toilet seat up when they're done using it...
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Id rather laugh about it, than think it applies to me!
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thats greatOriginally posted by LadyG94CB7 View Post
Id rather laugh about it, than think it applies to me!
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lol why thank you!Originally posted by Makaveli2k View Post
ive had my fare share of relationships, and ive had a member of the "vancouver lair societey" take me to a few of their meetings. the vancouver lair societey is a group of POA (pick up artists) who host competetions every week: who can pick up a girl with the worst line...who can pick up a girl while dressed like a slob...who can pick up a girl while being a complete asshole, and each meeting they have they share their knowledge with each other, sooner or later you just take in what you hear from them and just know what to do when you get in a situation with a woman. its helped me greatly :P i dont go there anymore, but it was a BLAST the first few times going...it was like going from night to day with knowing what i knew with women!!!!
ps - for anyone still curious as to what im talking about, check out their site at www.vancouverlair.com read the rules to the "lair" and sign up and read and learn! im not a user of that site/group anymore...but what ive learned from them will keep me going for a lifetime!
so despite what it sounds like i may know, with what i do know, i can pick up pretty much any girl i have my sights set on.Last edited by stewie; 02-26-2011, 04:14 AM.Comment
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