smart sh*t off your head..

[fatboy1185]

say something thats like totally smart..right off the smartest part of your brain..

for me..

I thought up that a peanut butter and cookie sandwich might be good. White bread, peanut butter, and chips ahoy cookies. With a tall glass of cold milk. Talk about brilliant.

[GHOST 2.2]

my stupid sh*t off your head thread is much better.

[fatboy1185]

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A.

[visualpoet]

My smart shit for this morning is an idea to connect a couple windshield sprayers, a pump and reservoir to my alarm, so when the kids at the bus stop are dicking with uzume, I can set it off and spray them with ice cold windshield washer fluid (because water would freeze). LMAO!

[Ralphie]

How about a dunkin donut munchkin filled with peanut butter covered in chocolate?

Huh?

Huh? See what happens now and then again later maybe could be?

Oh I'm bad. Like real bad. Like kanye bad holmes.

[fatboy1185]

Today when I boiled water for my coffee, I didn't let the water get to the point of boiling. Instead, I listened to the kettle very carefully and judged when a good time would be to remove it from the burner. I hate having to wait for the boiled water to get down to drinking temperature. This time, I poured, and it perfect temperature to start drinking right away.

Success.

[JohnD1079]

I though of a line today. Its something along the lines of "STFU you limp dick and take a viagra" while you toss a blue jelly bean at him.

[wed3k]

Today when I boiled water for my coffee, I didn't let the water get to the point of boiling. Instead, I listened to the kettle very carefully and judged when a good time would be to remove it from the burner. I hate having to wait for the boiled water to get down to drinking temperature. This time, I poured, and it perfect temperature to start drinking right away.

Success.

same with everything i cook like ramen, soup etc....

i just thought of instead of trying to "eyeball" the cam mark with the timing mark when doing a timing belt on say a fwd lexus v6, use your camera and sneak it in there and snap a photo to see how close you are.

[MikeW]

peanut butter, and chips ahoy cookies. With a tall glass of cold milk. Talk about brilliant.

Fixed.

So last night, Im helping a buddy put on a new header and the bolts on the cat are rusted. We grab the grinder and are trying to grind/smooth them down when i got the bright idea to just heat them up with a torch and hammer them out.



I imagine someone would've thought of it, luckily, i was the first one.

[Tippey764]

Fixed.

So last night, Im helping a buddy put on a new header and the bolts on the cat are rusted. We grab the grinder and are trying to grind/smooth them down when i got the bright idea to just heat them up with a torch and hammer them out.



I imagine someone would've thought of it, luckily, i was the first one.

Well the even smarter idea is to just melt the bolt out of the spot lol.

[MikeW]

All we had was a butane torch.

[fatboy1185]

Drunk playing phase 10. Brilliant.

[jjakimetz]

When I found out my car had a blown head gasket and burnt valves I had the good idea to jump off a bridge. Haven't patented it yet, still under testing..

[Masamune]

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

[wed3k]

When I found out my car had a blown head gasket and burnt valves I had the good idea to jump off a bridge. Haven't patented it yet, still under testing..

lol, damn dude...it's just a car let alone something easily fixable.