Well you see, prior to masturbating I had been mildly enjoying a threesome with Michelle Rodriguez and Jessica Alba. Now as beautiful as those women are, I just could not climax when I was with them. Didn't even get me hot and bothered, my glass of cognac is still on the mahogany night table waiting for a point in time where I need to be cooled down. I finally clapped my hands and told the hussies to leave as they had failed at their duties. I then decided to finish the job in which they had failed.
And for some reason, while I was in the moment, my hand was flailing and I pressed something that brought me to this thread on CB7tuner.
These series of unfortunate events has led me here.
=p
And for some reason, while I was in the moment, my hand was flailing and I pressed something that brought me to this thread on CB7tuner.
These series of unfortunate events has led me here.
=p
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