What do you think?

[LadyG]

Do you know where they got it from? You might be able to return it, and get something more...tasteful, for 300 bucks.

But ya know, someone on CL is prob looking at that damn thing going "Wow, only 200 bucks?! What a deal!"
LMFAO.

[Pandemic]

It was bought on skymall. I would return it but I'd have to pay $50ish to ship the damn thing back.

[crazymikey]

$150 profit then.

Phase 1: Return table.
Phase 2: ???
Phase 3: Profit.

[Masamune]

Surprise Butt Secks.

Just saying, it happens.

[Macaqueistrong]

What does the back of it look like?

[Pandemic]

What does the back of it look like?

like ass

[i<3cb7]

lOl thats great. i would put that in my back seat for anyone who tries to rob my car. that should scare them off thinkin its a real person.

[93blackcb7]

it would be better if it was a annime girl with little to no clothing

[excalibur02]

are the people that gave it to you trying to be funny? I think its a bit to crude to have in a livingroom area. I wouldnt like to accept a gift like that.

Did they tell you about it before they bought it?

[Pandemic]

Yeah they were trying to be funny. The warning we got was "My Fiance will hate it but I'll love it!" ... Meh.

I think it's goofy. We don't have a desk, couch, or book shelf but some family thought it was funny to spend nearly $300 on a useless table. If we had everything and all was fine then that'd be funny. We don't. It sucks. I have it on craigslist for $200. No bites yet.

[Macaqueistrong]

Hopefully they dont see it posted on craigslist!

[Pandemic]

Don't care if they do.

[92turboaccord]

if it had a hole and handles it would sale faster

[crazymikey]

if it had a hole and handles it would sale faster

As posted on CL:

"Modified suhprize buttsecks table. Complete with anal fleshlight hole, sturdy grip handles and a wincing Sumo wrestler face. $200 obo"