Its not my fault you're bald

[Bullhorn7]

I just left Mcdonalds and parked in Wal marts parking lot to chill and eat... This taylor swift song comes on and i turn it ALLLLL the way up and me and my friends are laughing our asses off cause everyones staring at us. We notice this one bald dude staring extra hard so were staring back like "wtf is your problem?" then he goes and gets his wife walks up to us screaming about us laughing at him being bald.. Were all like laughing saying "what is your problem? were laughing at a song." He continues to scream and cuss and then his preppy bitch of a wife comes up to me sticks her skinny finger in my face(through the open window) saying "hes got a disease and it isnt funny to laugh at him!!" and were like "what the fuck is yalls problem!?!?" and hes liek "get the fuck out of the car! all 4 of yall!!" and he goes for my door handle pops the door open and mannnn I was pissed. I started cussing the fucker out saying "dumbass isnt a disease" and such. He opens the door saying all of us get out.. OK.. (Im the shortest out of all of my friends and I was taller than him) Me and my friends all step out of the car..

Fast forward a few mins of awkwardly staring and bitch talking at eachother.

He pushes my 6'4 280 pound lineman of a friend.. BAD choice of the first.. He catches his fist and almost breaks his arm Than he pulls out a knife and one of my friends pulls out a knife and I pop open the trunk and get out my bat. (my other friend just standing there feeling left out) the 6'4 friend says "im not afraid of that fucking knife bring it bitch".. The wife starts screaming let it go and all this shit.. To shorten a longer story he finally listens to her and walks back to there blazer..


That was my interesting Sunday

[Shag Wagon]

He was trying to impress that little skank of his. Im glad nobody around here has enough balls to pull some bullshit like that. I just got my CWP and if somebody comes up to my car like that especially when im by myself (note im not very big) im pulling my cute little pocket pistol out.

[Gemini]

oh wow, sounds like fun son

[MikeW]

This story made me think of this...

[Extacee]

"dumbass isnt a disease"

[deevergote]

Knives are fun. I love when my opponents bring me a weapon. I never remember my own!

Actually, the only guy I ever encountered that pulled a knife realized that it was a lose-lose situation (and by "realized", I mean I talked sense into him). Either he uses that knife properly and kills me, and then gets caught and sent away for life... or he attacks and fails... and essentially hands me the knife. He was stupid enough to pull the knife, but smart enough to run away.

I know how to disarm an attacker with a knife. It's quite easy, especially since most people don't actually know how to use the weapon... they just think slashing or poking randomly with it will be effective. In reality, they often rely on it far too much. If they miss once, they leave themselves open to a world of hurt

[5spd92]

someone must of had a nice sunday. but when weapons come into play usually things turn for the worse. if i was ever in your situation my weapon would of been my mag-lite lol.

[DJ metadelic]

so one dude and his skinny wife instigated a fight between you, and three of your giant buddies...over the fact that he ASSUMED you were laughing at his bald head?

wowie.

the things folks will get their g-strings knotted up over.

interesting. so what was in that burger?

[Shag Wagon]

Yall should see Lilb 1979's weapon he totes around in his trunk. Its called the fuck you stick. Come Brian, show and tell lmao.

[deevergote]

Am I the only one that doesn't carry a weapon in my car?

If I ever use a weapon in a fight, it's going to be the weapon my opponent failed to kill me with.

[DJ metadelic]

i used to carry one of those leverage rods that connects into a portable jack. it had a nice spikey thing at one end, and a nice grippy handle cover on the other. but no, i don't either.

[Bullhorn7]

Am I the only one that doesn't carry a weapon in my car?

If I ever use a weapon in a fight, it's going to be the weapon my opponent failed to kill me with.

Im not a big dude lol im 5'11 and who knows one day I might need it.

[DJ metadelic]

Im not a big dude lol im 5'11 and who knows one day I might need it.

shit meng and i'm 5'3"

[cvc7chris]

lol ya'll should see the weapons in my car haha..

and the story was funny!

[MikeW]

I usually have a chain or jack handle or extended wrench or something lol.