....for the following reasons:
1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything i do.
4. I work weekends and Holidays.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area with poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures.
8. My work exposes me to disease.
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Dear Penis,
Your request has been denied for the following reasons:
1. You dont work 8 hours straight.
2. You work in short spurts and fall asleep after each, brief work period.
3. You dont stay in your designated area and are frequently found in other locations.
4. You dont take initiative and must be stimulated to start working.
5. You leave your workplace messy at the end of each shift.
6. You are unable to work overtime and double shifts.
7. You sometimes leave your designated work area before completing the assigned task.
8. You have constantly been seen entering and exiting the work place with two suspicious bags.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Vagina
--Management
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