Girlfight!!

[Julianachos]

i Think My Ex Would Kick Any Girl That I Dated Now's Ass. Just Because She's A Jealous Wh*re Like That...hostility? May Be.

+1

[MikeW]

we need pics of both to be able to vote for one.

x2. Nekkid. To make sure that they are not hiding anything underneath their clothing.

You guys crack me up. Not MY current and MY ex, your own current and exes.

C'mon guys! Pick up the ball...

[visualpoet]

C'mon guys! Pick up your balls...

fixed that for ya!


My wife could beat the shit out of any of my exes, hands down. She's a big girl (in the interest of not having to prove to her that she can't whup me, I won't say how big, but she's 5-6 inches shorter than me and outweighs me. (I'm 6'0", 200 lbs). She'd devastate my ex-wife for sure and probably have to be pulled off of her in the interest of avoiding a murder charge.

Her last relationship was abusive (ShortGirl's birth father), and the last time he put his hands on her she hit him in the face hard enough to make him take a couple steps back and then she waded in and hit him again. Then he left and she left him. He's been working very hard on not drinking and isn't a bad guy sober, which is cool since we see him a couple of times a week. (Trevor, this info stays on the site if you read this, I know you know him and I don't want him to feel uncomfortable knowing how much I know! )

She and I always joke around about which one of us would win a fight. She thinks she can because of that incident. I KNOW I can because I've got a lot more experience fighting than she does. I don't think she realizes how tough I grew up (even though she's seen me doing security and getting into situations that had her so afraid for me she was in tears. She's even seen me subdue people until the cops showed up to get them). One of these days it's going to degenerate into a (playful) wrestling match between us, I just hope she has the sense to stop before she gets hurt trying to get out of a hold or something. Neither of my teenagers do.
They both think they can beat me, but they always get hurt trying to escape a hold, even when I tell them, "Knock it off, you're going to hurt yourself." Then I tell tehm; "I'm sorry you got hurt, I warned you. What would you have done if I'd been trying to hurt you?"

[MikeW]

Nice, Jon. Nice.

My ex was like 5"3 and like 190-200. The wifey is 5"8/5"9 and like 160. The ex has the weight, but she's slow and would just hit and kick whatever to do damage. The wifey is weaker, but she's in pretty good shape and would be tactical. They might not have alot behind them, but they'd be smart moves, lol.

[loud92CB7]

my wifey is a straight us ass beater... grabs by the hair and beats bitchs lol. shell hit on me everynow and then and she hurts....

not to mention she can get a hot little temper goin...

i think your current lady would win... shell be fighting for more.

[MikeW]

I wasnt necessarily meanign fighting for me, lol, i just meant if they happened to be at the same place at the same time and words were said, and shit went down, who would win.

My wife would definitely fight harder, lol. The ex would just fight to defend herself.

[hondamikk]

dudes, my ex would tell you who'd win. they did get in a fight and my wife beat her ass. had her by the ponytail and was mashing her face into the wall, floor, counter, whatever was nearby. then pulled her head back and socked her straight in the nose and broke it. it was a trip!!!

[Makaveli2k]

That would get me all hot and bothered.

MMhm.

Double up.

MMhm MMhm.

=p

[heero357]

i can't vote cuz there's no tie option.

[MikeW]

no TIE. :P

[noobcake]

my current could probably kick any of my ex's ass. (except one. because she would eat her....nomnomnom)

but mainly because shes asain. and has to know SOME ninja shit. they're all born with some aren't they?

[jimy]

I need pictures to vote.

[MikeW]

Yours, not mine. Feel free to post pics of your gf's.

[Hondateck2010]

This is like what I seen in Tool Academy with the street girl and the normal girl .lamo...anyone seen that ?

[TheNextAZN]

eee... my current girlfriend is more or less 110lbs.. 5'5 .. i saw recent pix of my ex-girlfriend .. 2 kids and BIIIG.. probably 250+lbs.. 5'7. I'd have to hand my current girlfriend pepper spray and a baseball bat.. lol

lucky I got out of that relationship before things got big.. i mean bad