soo... i picked up a stripper tonight
Yeah. so once a week this club here has a thing called takeover. its totally different than the regular club, and the croud is all like punk kids with crazy hair and clothes and eyeliner, its all electro-house indie music, like mixing popular songs with breakz, some good shit really...
anyways, im going there and my friend cancels out on me, so i go anyways solo, when i was walking up, i saw a bunch of friends from a party i met on saturday, i chilled with them for most of the night, and they met up with these 2 girls i met at the party, one i really like. they disappearred at 1:30, all my friends,, but my other friends ended up coming out. towards the end i walked outside to see if the girls were out there, and there was this chick outside talking to this dude who was way drunk and hitting on her, I just stood nearby, watching texting on my cell. when he left she turned to me to talk about it.
She was so hot, lots of piercings and sexy tattoos. omg shes hot. So I put forth EVERYTHING I had learned from the books i've been reading about "the game" and seduction and picking up women. I played it out perfectly. to explain how i did it would take a long while. the girl needed a ride, she was VIP in the club, and stepped outside and the dude wouldn't let her back in, so she was stuck outside, waiting for a ride that was 30 minutes away. When people started coming out she came over and sat next to me.
Some dude drove by in a riced out mustang revving, and i was like omg he is awesome! and she laughed. So she ends up wanting to hang out another time, and im like, ok.
thats when she asks me to meet her after work this week. I was like, sure where do you work? and she's like, Im a dancer. I was like "you mean like ballet" and shes like, "Im a stripper"
"Oh"
(definately an awkward moment) 
I told her she didn't seem like one, and she told me where she worked, and that they dont give lap dances there. its topless, and taped.
So long story short, i might be dating a stripper in the near future. and next tuesday i'll be at the club dancing with her having her grind all over me in public
anyways, im going there and my friend cancels out on me, so i go anyways solo, when i was walking up, i saw a bunch of friends from a party i met on saturday, i chilled with them for most of the night, and they met up with these 2 girls i met at the party, one i really like. they disappearred at 1:30, all my friends,, but my other friends ended up coming out. towards the end i walked outside to see if the girls were out there, and there was this chick outside talking to this dude who was way drunk and hitting on her, I just stood nearby, watching texting on my cell. when he left she turned to me to talk about it.
She was so hot, lots of piercings and sexy tattoos. omg shes hot. So I put forth EVERYTHING I had learned from the books i've been reading about "the game" and seduction and picking up women. I played it out perfectly. to explain how i did it would take a long while. the girl needed a ride, she was VIP in the club, and stepped outside and the dude wouldn't let her back in, so she was stuck outside, waiting for a ride that was 30 minutes away. When people started coming out she came over and sat next to me.
Some dude drove by in a riced out mustang revving, and i was like omg he is awesome! and she laughed. So she ends up wanting to hang out another time, and im like, ok.
thats when she asks me to meet her after work this week. I was like, sure where do you work? and she's like, Im a dancer. I was like "you mean like ballet" and shes like, "Im a stripper"
"Oh"
(definately an awkward moment) I told her she didn't seem like one, and she told me where she worked, and that they dont give lap dances there. its topless, and taped.
So long story short, i might be dating a stripper in the near future. and next tuesday i'll be at the club dancing with her having her grind all over me in public
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