SAT. Night; 2 columbian girls, slut in the bushes; INSANE!!!!!!!

[Turbo Dave]

im excited, cant you tell?

I AM WOO HOO ITS FRIDAY BIOTCH!!! and i dont have a cold anymore but i didnt make any fucking money this week so i got 19$ to my name right now.

i guess ill just have to sell some drugs so i can party it up this weekend. And I need to get some pimp ass shit to wear. This week I went and got my haircut and got a tan and unfortunately I have gotten the attention of older women now, which is really wierd, im talking like 40+ women. ugghh

[DJ metadelic]

LOL.

Friday nights are still pretty dead around where I live

[PR CB7]

i found the girls you were talking bout

[Law Grandeur]

hahahaha haha

[Turbo Dave]

I said I would re-write this, i guess i got lost in my writing again.

ahhhh gotta love having friends who are pick up artists...they can be great friends...but when you meet a chick at a club...dont turn your back on her for a second...they will snatch her in a second...

too true, however, unless they are master pick up artists, or are naturals, I like to let things play out, I'll Find a girl, Open, Attract, and Close on her, and keep doing that, even if my friends are talking to her too, I Like to play cat and mouse, girls have to get warmed up, and hanging out with pick up artists, specially amatuers, they can usually get the girl excited but not completely seduce them.

With the colombian girls, I got them to come over, and as soon as they got there I greeted her, warmed her up to the place, and left her to the mercy of my PUA friends. then when one of them gave her his shoe to trade, i made my move and negged her about the shoe, (made fun of her) and I brought down her frame and made her seek validation from me. again I left her, she came over towards me indicating interest, and I walked by her and said "hey bigfoot" and kept walking.he obviously came back to trade shoes with her, but I already had a hook in her, all I had to do was real her in. when the sun came up we wen to the 7-11. on the way back i was like, im kinda drunk, where are we. and she was like noo! you know where we are you are trying to to get me to come home with you. I was like "why would I want to do that I just met you" and I smiled. Then we came to an overpass, and she was like "NO! this isnt the way your getting lost on purpos" and I was like "You really think I would waste all this gas just to take you home?" so we turned around, I put on some music. I was lost, and I was pretty sure we had to cross the over pass. So everytime when we got back to the 7-11 I was like "OK your trying to get ME lost so I will take you home with me arent you!?"

"No no no, I think its back the way we came, really!" So we turned around, and I passed the over pass this time, with her bitching about how I was going the wrong way, we ended up back at my friends house. Thats when I said to her "All this time!!! All this time you knew where we were going and you made me keep driving!"

She denied it, and I was smiling at her while saying this, moving in towards her, she kissed me, but pulled back.

So I did a freeze out, and instantly got out of the car and shut the door and walked inside, finding everyone except joe and the alejandro passed out, including ryan, who had traded shoes earlier with hooliajana (SP!?) he was passed out on the couch, with his phone to his ear, like he was making a phone call.

When hooliajana ( i have no idea how to spell or much less say her name) came in looking like i'd abandoned her. Thats when I said to everyone, "LOOK AT HIM! WTF Is he making a phone call asleep or something? "hey dude who you talking to?!?"

Ryan: *loud snore*
Everyone: hahaha

after that hooliajana came back up to me and grabbed my arm, clinging to me.

The entire night i was picking up a cell phone and typing advice to the guys, and then showing it to them, right in front of the girls faces, not giving a fuck. they didn't seem to think anything of it. Thats when I picked up a iphone and typed "we need to split them up, NOW"

and tossed it to joe saying "catch"

he caught it, and read it, and nodded at me. Telling alejandro he had something to show her and brought her in another room.

I then walked into sunny's room. who was staying away that night, because she wasn't too happy with the fact that she had moved in with a pick up artist and would have sluts over all the time. (she didn't know he was a pick up artists, but she wasnt too happy I brought some latino girls home that night to her house so she had left.

my friend nick, who is going through a rough time, (his mom died recently, and hes a junky (probably because of me, but maybe not) was passed out on the bed.

Hooliajana wasnt too happy about hooking up with someone else in the room, and it showed when I put my fingers down below. At this point, I had only read only 2/3rds of the book "The Game" and a few other pieces of literature on the art of seduction. I had learned how to attract, but not seduce. FUCK! how do I SEDUCE!!? I could have done a freeze out to blast last minute resistance, but usually a freeze out is when you are in the bed, and she is turned on but not wanting to go all the way. so you blow out the candles, turn on the lights turn off the music and do something like check your email, and she will want you to come back to the bed with her or ask you why you stopped and you can say a number of things. But I didnt have a bed, and turning the lights on would expose nick and us and make everything just awkward. This was the moment it was now or never.

So i kissed her some more, feeling my way around her body, but i could tell nothing had changed in her body language, so I phase shifted to caveman and I bit her. she bit me back, HARD. "ouch!" I said "Your a feisty little girl" and I pulled back a bit. She was willing, she was ready to be bad, I just had to be a MAN and put my foot down.

"you dont like?" she said in that sexy colombian accent smiling at me, I took a breathe, as if I was going to say something, and I grabbed her and bit her titty and threw her onto the closet floor. (it was big enough to sleep in and was covered in clothes)

That was al it took. I noticed her look up behind me, to see if nick could see us, but the closet was facing away from the bed, and we were in our own little world. despite it being 7 AM & a long sweaty night, She smelled fresh, like exotic flowers. Her teeth were white and perfect, her fingernails were well taken care of, her skin was soft and moist, and her vagina tasted like a fruit at its prime freshness, a perfectly ripe banana (I like banana's). The girl was the kind of girl I'd been trying to put a name too but wasnt sure how many girls were actuallty like this.

There are girls who are 7/10 on looks, but they take care of themselves so much, the sex is is MUCH better than a 9/10 party girl whos breathe and vagina stink. Then there are girls who are your average HOT girl, they are ~ a 7.5/10 in looks, but they have a natural freshness to them, there hotness is revealed once they are naked and you are licking their asshole because they somehow have a perfectly whitish pink butt hole that tastes like strawberries.

The sex was short, I was drunk and it was too much effort to have crazy kinky sex with her, I think she wanted to make love more than fuck, as she was leaving that day to go back to columbia. We cuddled for a bit, but it was kind of wierd, because I had seduced her. So she probably felt a little awkward, im not a master pick up artist, im not even a pick-up artist, i just read a couple books on how to get laid and had a crazy sex drive from not masturbating for a week on purpose and other longer reasons. Pick-up artists will have a one night stand, and leave the girl feeling amazing the next day, its one of the rules, leave her better than when you found her. I wasn't a player I didn't know how to make this into something she would feel perfectly good about, Im sure she felt a little awkward or used. But I think overall she enjoyed it.

I went to the bathroom to get rid of the condom. I hate condoms but im not having sex with just a girlfriend anymore. Joe and alejandro were in the living room talking, (he didnt bang her, I dont think he really wanted to, hes probably the best pickup artist I know but he's not like most guys. He thinks with his head not his dick. like he will sit and talk with a girl about something deep, not being emotional, he just likes to talk to girls or people and learn from them, he had also taken estacy that night, and he was giving off the vibe that he just wanted to chill, I think meeting me made his day more than anything, he seemed very happy.

He would later tell me (while cleaning the dishes robotically, I think his bean had a little methampthetamine cut into it) that his friend ryan is a pick up artist but that ryan doesn't get the big picture only seeing the game as a means to getting laid. Where as he can see I am like him, that The Game, like everything else, was something to learn from. I think he realized that I was more philosophical than ryan was. He had another friend too who I liked, but he disappeared after we went home, originally I bonded with mike, he was a good looking guy, He had an innocent good guy look to him, I like that, but mike was an AFC, not a player, he didnt know anything about the game, and when I found out joe and ryan did. I didn't see mike the rest of the night.

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[Turbo Dave]

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I watched the girls faces as they communicated silently to another. It was interesting to see how they were so connected, in ways guys weren't. I wanted to learn those expressions, so that I could begin to recognize girl talk, or the signals they make without guys blinking an eye.

right after that, they both got up and walked towards the front door, The thought didn't even occur to me that they might have been leaving as I walked into the kitchen when Joe blurted out, "woah hey are you guys leaving!?"

"No, were going outside to smoke a cigarette" they said.

Joe replied "that was Soooo not cool! walking out like you were going to leave without saying goodbye."

They smiled and went outside. I couldn't figure why joe would have acted so distressed about them leaving, maybe they looked like they were, and I totally missed it. I don't know if that was game talk or AFC talk. It didnt matter. I turned to joe. I should have said to him something like you should let them walk out if they were going to do that, but I didn't.

I told him quickly what happened and said we should join them for a smoke in a second, but to let them talk about it. We went outside with them, the sun was up, it was about 7:10.


They came inside and talked for a minute, and started to gather there things, when joe put on some techno, it was a good chioce as the sun was rising and it was beautiful out. It was also a good choice because they instantly came back over and we all cracked open another beer (I went into the kitchen and finished my gatorade 1st. We chilled for another hour and I talked to alejandro about hanging out again, since she was staying here going to UCF. We said goodbye to them. and I kissed hooliajana goodbye, only a kiss, no tongue, I dont think she would have gone for it. maybe, it was a very drunk night/morning, she seemed to be satisfied with her sexual side, and started looking at me like a sad puppy. she was clinging onto me tightly, I probably would have fallen in love with this girl if she had stayed in the US, thankfully though she didnt. but she visits regularly, and said shed see me again. She told me I was a "psycho driver" and I told her to say it again, when she did I told her she had the sexiest accent I'd ever heard. Then we said goodbye and she left, back to columbia. where according to them, all the good cocaine gets shipped away to the US.

I was pretty drunk at this point, and joe was washing dishes, I talked to him for a bit, but I was passing out, at some point, I told him "Im going to drive to south america this summer and rail a line of coke off of her ass." Then I passed out.


The slut in the bushes was not my doing, it was anthony's, he randomly banged some norwegian girl in the bushes outside of the club, then she wanted to take him home, and he was like, uhh sorry I got to go, bye. She was 29 he was 22. He didn't wear a condom, and banged her for 15 minutes, in the bushes, never to talk to her again, probably making her feel like a total whore. I don't advocate that, I don't get off on something like that, but If I had the chance I'd probably take it. Anthony see's it like that too. We don't hate women or want to make them suffer. Ok I got off on banging my bitch of a girlfriend in the ass because she would moan when I slammed her hard and she would say in this voice "cum on me baby" but what she really was saying was "Please cum on me cuz your dick is hurting my ass but i like it cuz im a bitch ass whore" hahaha

So now me, anthony, joe, ryan, and mike, are each digging deeper into this new world we have discovered. Anthony, kind of like me, had a little drug problem for a while, but hes always been a partying kind of guy, always wanting to do something fun, get high, trip balls, blow doors, get skeeted, eventually shoot up. Now we had the ultimate drug, pussy. It was finally attainable in mass quantities. This addiction I realize, was healthy (at least for now) because we are spending are time going to the gym, brushing our teeth, being social, reading, writing, eating healthy, making money, and being happy with our lives.


I want to be a writer, simple as that, I always wanted to, but my roomate and best friend since I was 3 was going to school to become a writer, that was his thing. Not only that, but we both were musicians, Both drummers, I was always just a little bit better than him, He did have his own style of playing, but my technique was always better. I didn't want to copy him and be a writer too. But our minds are so alike. Unfortunaetly I dragged him into my painkiller addiction when we were living together. And he has yet to get clean for good. I had to abandon him this last time even though I tried to convert his addiction to the same one me and anthony had, which was women. But he wouldn't listen. So He is doing his own thing, and when he wants to detox, I sell him detox drugs. then he gets back into it a few months down the road.

Mainly I believe, because of laura, the girl I introduced him to, I should have known, that a girl I met in 8th grade at a church camp who was there because she had tried to kill herself and was psychotic would not be good for my roomate, but I brought her around, and he went crazy over her, and she is crazy so she does bitch ass things to him. I feel bad, I hooked him up with a incredibly loveable, psycho girl, and then helped him get a drug addiction. None of this on purpose. But either way, with me out of the equation, things probably would be different.

I cant fret though. Thats it for now. This is pretty fucking long. I said I would re-write it.

[Turbo Dave]

i found the girls you were talking bout

HAHAHAH that white girl has a nasty arse!!!

But the two latino girls, I'd say they were of equal hotness, the one I hooked up with being in the middle, she was a 7.5/10, the other was a 6.5/10

They didn't look anything like those girls though, shorter, and more curvey, and more exotic and less gangster.