Cussing at work.

[turbomaxx]

Funny forward I just found from dad from a while back. Enjoy.

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers.


Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.


We do, however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers.


Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative 'TRY SAYING' phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

please scroll down.....


Number 1

TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training.

INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing.



Number 2

TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter.

INSTEAD OF: She's a fucking bitch.



Number 3

TRY SAYING : Perhaps I can work late.

INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this?



Number 4

TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible.

INSTEAD OF: No fucking way.



Number 5

TRY SAYING: Really?

INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me!



Number 6

TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with...

INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit.



Number 7

TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project.

INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem.



Number 8

TRY SAYING: That's interesting.

INSTEAD OF: What the fuck?



Number 9

TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented.

INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work.



Number 10

TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that.

INSTEAD OF: Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner?



Number 11

TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues...

INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass.



Number 12

TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?

INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die.



Number 13

TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it?

INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass.



Number 14

TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment.

INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary..



Number 15

TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand.

INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass.



Number 16

TRY SAYING: I love a challenge.

INSTEAD OF: This fucking job sucks.



Number 17

TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that?

INSTEAD OF: Who the fuck died and made you boss?



Number 18

TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive.

INSTEAD OF: He's a prick.





Thank You,
Human Resources

[wed3k]

sounds like the two personalities of me at work.

[Bullhorn7]

I just Lol'd

[turbomaxx]

Glad you all enjoyed it!

[ibr_adam09]

That was quite funny.


Your sig, is that from the song "Stand up" by flobots ?


Good song.

[crazymikey]

I'm totally printing this out and posting it in the lunch room.

[cb7wagonPL]

haha getting posted in my back room at work too!

[4CYLPOWER92]

This has been around before

[HondaGuy1212]

Haha. I got a good laugh from this! Thanks for posting.

[turbomaxx]

This has been around before

I know it's been out for a while, but everyone seems to be glad I posted it, so I don't mind if a few have already read through it. Still funny!

[sunburn]

very nice lol

[Gemini]

I curse at work all the time

[Leung]

wow that so sounds like me at work.

[Shag Wagon]

I remember trying to install some steps on some mans truck at work and this really elderly lady who happened to be VERY active in the church was talking to my manager. Well low and behold a good clump of dirt got into my eyes and mouth and the cussing fit began and the throwing of tools and other objects. That poor old lady looked like she was about to wash my mouth out with the bottle of car wash laying on the ground beside her. Priceless.

[Maple50175]

Should be accepted. it's a fucking word. get over it people.