"Oh my gawwwwd!"

[crazymikey]

bahahahaha...I'm trying not to laugh out loud right now...

I just took the most massive dump ever, and it smelled like carrots and throw up and all that magical goodness.

I live with 2 other roommates, and 1 is a girl who shares the basement bathroom with me.

Anyways, I finished my awesome porcelain staining job and returned to my room. I heard her door open and go into the bathroom and all I heard was "ohhh my gawwwwd -gag-" and her door shut again shortly after.

I'm feeling proud right now.

Sorry for the TMI in this thread

[cb7'kid]

[brsteinbach]

Made me

[JoshM]

It's better when the female smells it without going in to the bathroom.

[PointBlank]

It's better when the female smells it without going in to the bathroom.

Or in the bathtub of said females bathroom.

[DJ metadelic]

"You know when you go into an apartment buildin', and ya smell everybody's cookin on each floor and you go WHAT ARE THEY COOKIN?....That, plus crap!"

"EVEN STINK WOULD SAY THAT STINKS!!"

^I have that entire movie memorized. Come to me for quotes. $3.00 each. But seriously Mike, I lol'd. I needed that today, thank you

[deevergote]

Pics or ban.

[crazymikey]

"You know when you go into an apartment buildin', and ya smell everybody's cookin on each floor and you go WHAT ARE THEY COOKIN?....That, plus crap!"

"EVEN STINK WOULD SAY THAT STINKS!!"

^I have that entire movie memorized. Come to me for quotes. $3.00 each. But seriously Mike, I lol'd. I needed that today, thank you

bahahaha only the best movie ever


Sorry Deev, I can't take pics of stink.

[94b20gsr]

Kids these days....

[Makaveli2k]

bahahaha only the best movie ever


Sorry Deev, I can't take pics of stink.

I believe he meant pics of female room mate.

[JoshM]

I believe he meant pics of female room mate.

Only if she's hot.

[deevergote]

I believe he meant pics of female room mate.

Nope. Dookie pics.

[Makaveli2k]

Yup. Room mate pics.

Just as I suspected.

[deevergote]

Just as I suspected.

Well, if she's hot, roommate pics shouldn't even have to be requested... that's a given. That is part of the universal rule of male-dominated internet forums. If you EVER mention knowing a female, you MUST post pictures.

[Shag Wagon]

The epicness starts when you fart in wal mart. I crop dusted the frozen section the other day and this kid yelled out, SOMEBODY FARTED!!!!!! And then somebody started gagging. I wanna say my farts smelled like dead mice that day. Pretty bad and it actually stuck in the wagon for a couple days. Like 2 days after my farting episode, all my car smells like is death.