Holy Fart!

[crazymikey]

On the topic of farts, I find this just hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arXMhMJbT0U


Flatulence is win.

[scudweiser]

farting is just good old fashioned fun, i think its funniest when youre at a public urinal and you fart while peeing, and the guy next to you cant hold it together and bursts out laughing. its like an implied high five.

[Law Grandeur]

yo those are horrible lol

[wed3k]

On the topic of farts, I find this just hilarious

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arXMhMJbT0U


Flatulence is win.

that just made my night.

[DJ metadelic]

that just made my night.

Mine too rofl.

"what is the definition?"

"it is a type of shart"

[wed3k]

"Honey, Im going to go walk the dog"

[crazymikey]

lmao...the other day I work I went into the bathroom and I was at the urinal taking a piss and as I was going I farted and I was like ...interesting... and someone in the stall started laughing.

Or when I'm in the stall taking a dump and someone comes into the one next to it and starts crapping and you hear the farts and plops I have to bury my head in my hands to keep from laughing

[Night Wolf]

I've burped, farted, then sneezed before. All consecutively. It's quite epic.

didnt know that was possible

[DJ metadelic]

didnt know that was possible

It is when you're all stuffed full with cheap chinese take out, and you have a cold details, details i shall spare you..but it was hilarious nonetheless.

[DJ metadelic]

I also let two in a row rip in the public indoor phone booths at dartmouth college once. another asian guy was walking by as i did, i had the accordian doors slightly open, i think he heard me. they were the loud sharp ones that echo. amazing.

[RagingAsian]

You date the ones that run. You marry the ones that stay... because you're not going to want to hold your farts for the rest of your life!

Going on facebook and my sig!

[MikeW]

Just remember, the older you get, the riskier farts become!
Everyone is laughing until you blow poo... then everyone but you is laughing!

Those are called Sharts.

If you ever meet a man that doesn't appreciate a good fart joke, he probably has a vagina.

x2

You date the ones that run. You marry the ones that stay... because you're not going to want to hold your farts for the rest of your life!

I married one that stayed. Im slowly starting to let them out in front of her. She's coming around too. I think she holds her in cuz when she does, theyre long and kinda drawn out and she's like

The best is when you let one out, and it makes you laugh so hard that each breath is punctuated by additional farts, increasing the laughter until you either run out of breath, or out of farts.

I do that all the time! Then the smell makes you laugh even harder.

farting is just good old fashioned fun, i think its funniest when youre at a public urinal and you fart while peeing, and the guy next to you cant hold it together and bursts out laughing. its like an implied high five.

This happens all the time at work. Guys just walk up, start pissing and farting. I love it!

lmao...the other day I work I went into the bathroom and I was at the urinal taking a piss and as I was going I farted and I was like ...interesting... and someone in the stall started laughing.

Or when I'm in the stall taking a dump and someone comes into the one next to it and starts crapping and you hear the farts and plops I have to bury my head in my hands to keep from laughing

This is the funniest thing ive read in awhile. SO fucking true. Id LMAO if someone in a stall started laughing and when your on the can and the guy comes in and just starts grunting and plopping. Great stuff!

[short1]

I swear a minute into this vid and I started smelling ass!
Funny shit(or poot)

[crazymikey]

my room mate and I have a 10 week old weiner dog and tonight I was sitting on the couch, kinda on the edge leaning forward eating my dinner over the ottoman and the dog was laying underneath me on the floor. Since I was eating KFC, the farts started after the first bite.

I farted overtop of the dog and she kinda yelped and looked up at me like .

[MikeW]

My animals arent deterred by my flatulence.

Now my friends and family...theyre a different story.