What?

[DJ metadelic]

I understood about 43%, or less of this ad.

http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/cto/1548881429.html



Clean rex though

[Masamune]

Sounds stolen...

Then again anything with "SELL FAST" in either the title or description sounds suspicious to me. I refuse to do business with people who can't even type a halfway decent for sale ad. My thought process: If you lack the intelligence to write a proper ad, you must also lack the basic interaction skills required for a sale.

Oh, and:

[jdm_inspired]

probably intentional. No number. It was done on purpose.

[buckysaccord93]

theres a number in the listing. its at the end of the "paragraph"

[PointBlank]

Heellooo...HEELLOOO

don was ma time wit stup offers

Fail.

[visualpoet]

YES IS SI YES IS JDM GSR B18C YES YI LSD TRANNY YES CLEAN TITLE AND CLEAN CAR JUST CALL OR TEX BUT DONT WASE MY TIME WITH STUP OFFERS NO JUNK HELO HELO IS JDM GSR NOT SING CAM OR LS IF YOU KNOW ABOUT JDM GSR THEY FAST SO IS VTEC SO DONT ASS IS VTEC FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO KNOW ABOUT CARS YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT COST TO BUILD A CAR LIKE THIS SO PLEASE DONT WASTE MY TIME WHIT SPT OFFERS HELO B18C JDM GSR SIIIIIII CRXXX NICE AND CLEAN YOU INTERESTE YOU COME TO WORCESTER MASS AND DONT WISE MY TIME WITH STP OFFERS HELOOO AND CHECK WERE ITS BEFORE ASKIN AND TELLIN ME ITS TO FAR 995 MAIN ST WORCESTER MASS 01610 OK IS 89 CRX SI WITH 91 FRONT WITH JDM CONER LIGHTS AND BUMPER LIGHTS AND FENDER HID S ON FRONT TYPE R FRONT LIP AND BACK WING FOR MOTOR JDM B18C WITH LSD TRANNY SKUNK 2 SPRINGS AND RETAINER SKUNK 2 INTAKE MONIFOLD SKUNK 2 THROTLE BODY 70 MM FUEL GAGE WALBRO FUEL P ACT CLUTCH AND PRESSURES PLATE AND FLYWHEELS JASMA MUGEN HEADER 2 /1/2 EXHAUTS ECU SHIP VTEC POPS AT 4800 REL 9200 ALARM REMOTE STARTER KYB ADJUSTABLE FRONT SUSPENTIONS AND ENERGY SUSPENSIONS INTAKE TINTE WINDORS 20% ALL AROUND ANY QUESTIONS CALL 774-823-9473 SE HABLA ESPANOL BES WAY TO CONTAC CALL OR TEX
$3800 BRING CASH A WITH TALKS LOOKING TOSALE QUICK
LOOKING FOR NICE INTEGRA OR NICE DEL SOL OR EG WITH VTEC SWAP OR TURBO
HELOO NO SING CAM 1.5 OR 1.6 ONLY B16 B18 VTEC B20 VTEC LS TURBO

Yeah but NO HABLA INGLES!!!


I get the feeling he wants you to think it's JDM with a GSR motor though! And he likes the vtec, doesn't he?

[Brandoncb7]

This actually irritated me when I TRIED to read it lol. I know what some of it meant but if you took out all of the bullshit yes yes yes and hello's half of that paragraph would be gone lol.

[jdm_inspired]

theres a number in the listing. its at the end of the "paragraph"

Oh shit, didnt see that. Someone call the seller.

[DJ metadelic]

Oh shit, didnt see that. Someone call the seller.

"Um, hi...I'm not actually interested in buying your CRX. Instead I was wondering if you could go back to school, and this time pay attention?"

LOL no idk...

Maybe just e-mail him, and shoot him this link:

http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0903395.html

[Accrdwgnguy]

Dude he put his address up and he's in Worcester? That thing is gonna be gone and stripped in a few hours, now that every thief in the area knows where it is and whats in it.

[Tnwagn]

I agree with Accrdwgnguy

Dude is so fucked

If for no other reason than he used the term "WHIT"