Anyone else plan for Zombie Attacks...???

[GHOST 2.2]

lol at bigfoot. according to the zombie survival guide, zombies are made with a virus called solanam that kills, then reanimates infected. it makes their flesh poisonous to bacteria and such so they do not decompose. eating flesh does nothing for nutrients, its just an instinct used to spread the virus. they are also dumber than flies and will just stumble towards any potential food. when they spot food (humans) they let out a loud moan/screech that attracts all zombies within earshot. they will in turn screech and spread the "alarm" for miles.

my plan if a total breakout happened would be what they did in world war Z. set up a killing camp in the middle of a huge open area (kansas) so you have miles of visibility in all directions. get a couple hundred people trained in precise marksmanship and hand them semi-automatic rifles with good sights/scopes and large magazines. have them circle the camp shoulder to shoulder with an inner backup ring. the shooters will be seated at a shooting bench and their rifles will have a bipod for maximum accuracy. set up distance marker flags in several concentric circles out to 300 yards. also, truckloads of ammunition already in clips. once you are setup, play rock/metal REALLY loud over the a lot of the biggest, loudest speakers you can find. this will not only draw zombies to you, it will also phych up the shooters. make sure the shooters only need to shoot one bullet at each zombie and not let them shoot at them until they are at a close enough distance that they can acheive that. when people in the outer circle expend their clip, their backup in the inner circle switches places with them so they get a short break to re-load. this is what i believe to be the best way to kill mass amounts of zombies so humanity can survive.

so what happens when you run out of bullets?

[Law Grandeur]

lol at bigfoot. according to the zombie survival guide, zombies are made with a virus called solanam that kills, then reanimates infected. it makes their flesh poisonous to bacteria and such so they do not decompose. eating flesh does nothing for nutrients, its just an instinct used to spread the virus. they are also dumber than flies and will just stumble towards any potential food. when they spot food (humans) they let out a loud moan/screech that attracts all zombies within earshot. they will in turn screech and spread the "alarm" for miles.

my plan if a total breakout happened would be what they did in world war Z. set up a killing camp in the middle of a huge open area (kansas) so you have miles of visibility in all directions. get a couple hundred people trained in precise marksmanship and hand them semi-automatic rifles with good sights/scopes and large magazines. have them circle the camp shoulder to shoulder with an inner backup ring. the shooters will be seated at a shooting bench and their rifles will have a bipod for maximum accuracy. set up distance marker flags in several concentric circles out to 300 yards. also, truckloads of ammunition already in clips. once you are setup, play rock/metal REALLY loud over the a lot of the biggest, loudest speakers you can find. this will not only draw zombies to you, it will also phych up the shooters. make sure the shooters only need to shoot one bullet at each zombie and not let them shoot at them until they are at a close enough distance that they can acheive that. when people in the outer circle expend their clip, their backup in the inner circle switches places with them so they get a short break to re-load. this is what i believe to be the best way to kill mass amounts of zombies so humanity can survive.

how about we we do a more logical virus...say maybe an advanced form of rabies? that would be a more realistic form of human zombie...except it would eventually die but still lol. the circle shooting idea seems like it would work until one breaks. its honestly a situation i wouldnt want to be a part of. give me a terrorist any day!

we should also fear the Michigan man dog/wolf


i thought about buying the zombie survival guide but when reading a few pages i decided not to get it. they need one if demons were set loose on the earth. that'd be a cool book

[skilzz]

me n my gf was talkin bout this the other nite. she thinks im crazy

[MikeW]

Jayson, i like that plan from a "Let's do this" standpoint, but i kinda like F22HB's idea. I like the idea of running a little bit and hiding, but i dont wanna die, lol. I like the excitement.

Jed, we'll never run out of bullets. You could easily gain access to over a million bullets. Each shooter only takes one shot.

[i-07]

well i have a jeep i need guns and i know some good places to fortify my self

[deevergote]

The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.

Zombies: "Brains! BRAAAAAINS!!"

JoshM: "Search! SEAAAAARCH!!! Here's a link!"

[i-07]

lol nice deev lol

[wed3k]

the zombies in 28days later run at full speed.

as for surviving, id just infect myself and migrate south so i can feed on socal's brains.

[drummersteve7]

my girlfriend wants to get the Lasik Eye Surgery for this reason.

She is concerned while under possible zombie attacks that her glasses might fall off and break. Making her Zombie grub.

I laughed so hard when she told me that.
Zombie lovers are an interesting breed. Truly.

[noobcake]

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=150115

[deevergote]

my girlfriend wants to get the Lasik Eye Surgery for this reason.

She is concerned while under possible zombie attacks that her glasses might fall off and break. Making her Zombie grub.

I laughed so hard when she told me that.
Zombie lovers are an interesting breed. Truly.

Ask her what she'd do if the zombies attacked WHILE she was getting the surgery... then she'd really be in trouble!

[i-07]

Ask her what she'd do if the zombies attacked WHILE she was getting the surgery... then she'd really be in trouble!

indeed lol



and yeah the wut bout the zombie types from Left 4 dead 1&2

[MikeW]

She is concerned while under possible zombie attacks that her glasses might fall off and break. Making her Zombie grub.

Kinda like Burgess Meredith in that old Twilight episode where everyone dies but him and he finally has time to read but his glasses fall off and break and he's all like "It's not fair! It's not fair!..." ....?

http://www.cb7tuner.com/vbb/showthread.php?t=150115

Nice.

[LeosCB7h22]

zombies? epic fail of the year

[MikeW]

Zombies are an epic fail, but when it happens, i will, at some time, shout what an epic win they truly are.