I no come work today

[CustomLowz]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex.
That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great.
I be at work soon..........You got nice house'

[brsteinbach]

LMAO where'd you hear this?

[deevergote]

CustomLowz's name is Hung Chow.

[brsteinbach]

CustomLowz's name is Hung Chow.

ahh. I see thanks, I didn't know that (obviously).

Good joke Hung.

[Ralphie]

this thread is full of win.

[quickangel93]

i loled

[DJ metadelic]

I concurr. This thread IS win.

[JoshM]

Good joke Hung.

Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

[4CYLPOWER92]

Old internet joke, heard it a long time ago

[ibr_adam09]

Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

It's acually in there twice. With two different meanings.

Get it straight.

[brsteinbach]

Did you know that 'gullible' isn't in the dictionary?

I'm "new" around here, give me a break.

[bobbycos]

his brothers name is Wan Hung Low

[deevergote]

And his sister is Do Suk Dong.





Only once did I come across someone that actually had a name that could be seen as an inuendo in English... and it was for work. I'm SO glad that person wasn't home. I don't know if I could've said it without laughing!

It's unfortunate when names from other countries sound funny.

[mj213]

Haha. I spoke to a customer name Medeike Seck (Pronounced Muh Dicky Sack), and a customer with the last name Shittibutt (yep Shitty Butt).

[GenDBlade]

hahaha. good one