halloween event for a friends birthday. I get super tanked I mean I don't remember half that night there was no possible way I would of scored for there was no women available in my range so I was like hey!! I'm gonna get drunk. from what I'm told I was dancing to thriller and a shit load of other mj classics I played some of my raps and I was doing some stand up. I'm told I'm a very polite drunk. I behaved my self and I was respectful towards every one. whuich is cool there's no real point to this story I'm just telling what happened.
so I think I reverted to my child hood or it was probably all the candy I had after three beers and a fifth and some of 1800 cuervo and tequila. But they said I was shouting randomness something about an exit and then I would wisper and then I'd bounce in the back seat of the car like a giddy five year old.
I drunk texted and called my ex and my best friend I have no Idea what I said to my best friend but his last text was "dude wtf??" as for my ex... I called her again this morning just got off the phone with her she said I didn't say anything and that she was dissapointed in my drinking and then we had a nice conversation.
I still havent heard from my best friend... well I will later we're going out to a holloween party tonight that should be interesting.
oh I promised my ex I wouldn't drink tonight...... she knows I will
so my bro and his girl bring me home i left my shoes and my phone in the car then stumbled to bed... I assume or from what I'm told..... but I woke up naked my under shirt on the top bunk (I sleep alone in a two bedroom room lol with a bunk bed) my the rest of my clothes were in a pile in the work out room. oh and my boxers were on my face. I hane no idea what I did to my self that night...... must of been good but not better than the head I got from a slutty drunk last week but that's another story.
well I get up this morning no hang over no bad feelings.....exept for the amnesia and a slight feel of wtf happened oh yes and I had to take a massive shit.
so I squat over the toilet and projectile shit all up in that bitch it was straight grade A diareah I was there for a cool minute straight shooting that shit out I mean that shit was flying!! so.... best shit I've ever taken EVER
and I always have diareah after a good night of being drunk so I think that instead of hangovers i get diareah./ done
so I think I reverted to my child hood or it was probably all the candy I had after three beers and a fifth and some of 1800 cuervo and tequila. But they said I was shouting randomness something about an exit and then I would wisper and then I'd bounce in the back seat of the car like a giddy five year old.
I drunk texted and called my ex and my best friend I have no Idea what I said to my best friend but his last text was "dude wtf??" as for my ex... I called her again this morning just got off the phone with her she said I didn't say anything and that she was dissapointed in my drinking and then we had a nice conversation.
I still havent heard from my best friend... well I will later we're going out to a holloween party tonight that should be interesting.
oh I promised my ex I wouldn't drink tonight...... she knows I will
so my bro and his girl bring me home i left my shoes and my phone in the car then stumbled to bed... I assume or from what I'm told..... but I woke up naked my under shirt on the top bunk (I sleep alone in a two bedroom room lol with a bunk bed) my the rest of my clothes were in a pile in the work out room. oh and my boxers were on my face. I hane no idea what I did to my self that night...... must of been good but not better than the head I got from a slutty drunk last week but that's another story.
well I get up this morning no hang over no bad feelings.....exept for the amnesia and a slight feel of wtf happened oh yes and I had to take a massive shit.
so I squat over the toilet and projectile shit all up in that bitch it was straight grade A diareah I was there for a cool minute straight shooting that shit out I mean that shit was flying!! so.... best shit I've ever taken EVER
and I always have diareah after a good night of being drunk so I think that instead of hangovers i get diareah./ done
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