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    so last night

    halloween event for a friends birthday. I get super tanked I mean I don't remember half that night there was no possible way I would of scored for there was no women available in my range so I was like hey!! I'm gonna get drunk. from what I'm told I was dancing to thriller and a shit load of other mj classics I played some of my raps and I was doing some stand up. I'm told I'm a very polite drunk. I behaved my self and I was respectful towards every one. whuich is cool there's no real point to this story I'm just telling what happened.

    so I think I reverted to my child hood or it was probably all the candy I had after three beers and a fifth and some of 1800 cuervo and tequila. But they said I was shouting randomness something about an exit and then I would wisper and then I'd bounce in the back seat of the car like a giddy five year old.

    I drunk texted and called my ex and my best friend I have no Idea what I said to my best friend but his last text was "dude wtf??" as for my ex... I called her again this morning just got off the phone with her she said I didn't say anything and that she was dissapointed in my drinking and then we had a nice conversation.

    I still havent heard from my best friend... well I will later we're going out to a holloween party tonight that should be interesting.

    oh I promised my ex I wouldn't drink tonight...... she knows I will

    so my bro and his girl bring me home i left my shoes and my phone in the car then stumbled to bed... I assume or from what I'm told..... but I woke up naked my under shirt on the top bunk (I sleep alone in a two bedroom room lol with a bunk bed) my the rest of my clothes were in a pile in the work out room. oh and my boxers were on my face. I hane no idea what I did to my self that night...... must of been good but not better than the head I got from a slutty drunk last week but that's another story.

    well I get up this morning no hang over no bad feelings.....exept for the amnesia and a slight feel of wtf happened oh yes and I had to take a massive shit.

    so I squat over the toilet and projectile shit all up in that bitch it was straight grade A diareah I was there for a cool minute straight shooting that shit out I mean that shit was flying!! so.... best shit I've ever taken EVER

    and I always have diareah after a good night of being drunk so I think that instead of hangovers i get diareah./ done

    #2
    Ah the beershits... they'll get you every time! I've learned how to prevent a hangover, but I haven't yet learned the preventative measures necessary to avoid the beershits. I suppose not drinking beer would work... but there has to be another way!

    Thank you for posting this thread AFTER you sobered up... drunk threads are so much harder to read than sober threads telling tales of drunken nights!






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      #3
      haha yeah there must be some sort of scientific explaination for that shit to happen it just seems odd to me that alcohol would do that to me

      beer shits hahaha classic!!!

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        #4
        the best way to avoid beer shits is get a colostomy. but i dont know if you'd want to drink with one in, you might fall on it and pop it like a poopy pinata.

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          #5
          id pay to see you dance to thriller.
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            #6
            no shit man...i got tanked as well..i was dressed as mc hammer and im white...at 1am the song cant touch this came on....everyone started looking at me...so i attempted to bust some dance moves out...i could barely walk straight...but when it came to dancing all i heard was people screaming and shouting and rootin me on....guess im a good drunk mc hammer dancer...
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              #7
              hahahaha drunks are great!! well I got to make out with a cute ass chick last night so I called it a good night

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                #8
                i hate gettn shit faced...id rather toke one and drink a cup of hennessey and be str8
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