Amazingly Simple Home Remedies

[coletrain]

Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else
to hold them while you chop.

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes,
thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from
rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape.. If it doesn't move and should,
use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

[deevergote]

I've seen some of those before... nevertheless, that's awesome

[Pandemic]

LOL, good stuff.

[Shadow1]

If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives; then you'll be afraid to cough.

epic. lmao!!!

[Gemini]

rofl

[Lil' Whitie]

i just sent this to my fianceee... haha she was not too thrilled about the peeing in the sink one rofl.

we both thoought this was hailarouos lol

[JoshM]

Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

[deevergote]

My sink drains slowly... that might be a problem.

[ibr_adam09]

, I think I'll try the alarm clock idea.

[MikeW]

This is good stuff

My sink drains slowly... that might be a problem.

Ive got 2 questions;

1. Is your sink THAT shallow?

2. Do you pee THAT much?

[deevergote]

1.Yes. It takes after me.
2.Yes. I've expanded my bladder capacity. I once overflowed a 24oz Monster can. I now drive around with a half gallon bottle in the back seat, just in case... because pinching it off hurts like a bitch!

Plus, if it drains slowly... doesn't matter how full it is. There's still a few inches of piss sitting there for a few minutes!

[MikeW]

Well, i mean...If you pissed in the sink, and while it drained you enjoyed your beautiful self in the mirror or...i dunno. Once it drains, rinse it. Or fuck, if you're doing it in the first place to be a dick, dont even rinse it. Not like anyones gonna be eating off of it...

[deevergote]

I'll just piss in the tub. That drains just fine.

[rexload]

If You Can't Fix It With A Hammer, You've Got An Electrical Problem.

Wow Hahahahahahaha

[Brandoncb7]

2.Yes. I've expanded my bladder capacity. I once overflowed a 24oz Monster can. I now drive around with a half gallon bottle in the back seat, just in case... because pinching it off hurts like a bitch!

I did that with a quart bottle lol. I had to hold it once that filled up. Not a good feeling.