pooping footlong turds

[civic_90_08]

My Man. Mud butt is some serious shit.

you always know whats going to come after mud butt....

Swamp ass.

why you showin off your turds dude?

-Jordan

[slammed4thgen]

My Man. Mud butt is some serious shit.

word, i want one of those bidet or whatevs. the one that sprays your butthole with water...

im searching craigslist for them now.
the other day i found a guy that wants people to fart on him, im sure a bidet is out there.

[slammed4thgen]

why you showin off your turds dude?

did you see that thing? if you pooped one wouldnt you?

[MikeW]

Swamp ass.

That aint no joke.

word, i want one of those bidet or whatevs. the one that sprays your butthole with water...

im searching craigslist for them now.
the other day i found a guy that wants people to fart on him, im sure a bidet is out there.

Id let someone pay me to fart on them...

[Brandoncb7]

weekly turd report:

well...nothing to write home about so far.

got a 10 incher today with 2 peanuts, not bad but nothing too cool.



she was a good girl, left without a trace.



strange that all of them look like boomerangs...

Good god Jerk. WTF do you eat?!?

[Leung]

i need more fiber in my diet.

[slammed4thgen]

That aint no joke.



Id let someone pay me to fart on them...

if he were paying, id be farting.

Good god Jerk. WTF do you eat?!?

mama rosas pizzas, iced creams, and ruffles potato chips...washed down with mt dew or sweet tea.

mmhmm diabetes for certain!

i need more fiber in my diet.

do it dog, pooping these things makes you feel like a new man.

they smell terrible though, i call it man poop.
one night i pooped one of these and my bedroom is kinda close to the turd room...the smell crept in and angela dry heeved lol.

she made me close the door

man poop, not no girlie shit.

[GunRunner]

I've never laughed this hard at 7:50am while just reading but i've had a few I can relate to the subject with.

[Brandoncb7]

I wouldn't be able to meet you in person without laughing thinking about this thread lol. All I know is your car is low as hell, your name is Jake as far as I know, and not to let you use my bathroom lol.

[Raf99]

LoL, i can't believe you guys are posting pics of this.

[nine_deuce]

Here's my addition to this thread. This happened the other day on the way to town, had to drop a deuce, enjoy!

[slammed4thgen]

is that a fetus?

[nine_deuce]

Haha, I'm not sure what it is. That one took me about 10 minutes to fully deliver. I think that's the LONGEST I've ever spent droppin a turd

[MikeW]

Shit just got real.

[Brandoncb7]

Been milking the prostate too much?