pooping footlong turds

[crusto2k3]

For the first time in a very long time, I'm VERY glad my work blocks pictures.

why Josh, you don't wanna compete

[jennaccord_210]

bahahaha omg u guys r hilarious ... there is a website i posted my poop on once .. sum friend kept talking shit that i wouldnt .. so i did ... hahaha .. yall should post ur turds ...

www.ratemypoo.com

[Makaveli2k]

My mother once told me when I was little to make a family poo. One father poo (big) a mother poo (Also big) and a Baby Poo (Small)

When I was done I called my mother in, and she looked down in amazement. She said to me "Mak, I told you to make a family poo, not 4 big poo's"

and from that day on, she knew I could drop the realest deuces and I wasn't one to play with.

=p

[Brandoncb7]

my Mother Once Told Me When I Was Little To Make A Family Poo. One Father Poo (big) A Mother Poo (also Big) And A Baby Poo (small)

When I Was Done I Called My Mother In, And She Looked Down In Amazement. She Said To Me "mak, I Told You To Make A Family Poo, Not 4 Big Poo's"

And From That Day On, She Knew I Could Drop The Realest Deuces And I Wasn't One To Play With.

=p

Lol.

[AstroVannin]

Is this a build thread now?

[scudweiser]

sometimes my poop has gases trapped in it, and it fizzes like some kind of foul doody denture cleaner when it hits the water.

[Brandoncb7]

[MikeW]

well me being a man of my word, here is my turd.
then it did a big burnout on its way out of the joint...smoke was flyin, but it was a one wheel peel.
this was a small poop, normally its 2-3 of those and then some nonsense filler turds around it.
for the record, it was a two flusher.

Oh my fucking god! LMFAO!!!

You even named the pics "burnout"

For the first time in a very long time, I'm VERY glad my work blocks pictures.

Check it when you get home. You gotta see this shit. Literally.

My mother once told me when I was little to make a family poo. One father poo (big) a mother poo (Also big) and a Baby Poo (Small)
When I was done I called my mother in, and she looked down in amazement. She said to me "Mak, I told you to make a family poo, not 4 big poo's"
and from that day on, she knew I could drop the realest deuces and I wasn't one to play with.
=p

sometimes my poop has gases trapped in it, and it fizzes like some kind of foul doody denture cleaner when it hits the water.

Is this a build thread now?

^^^This...is THE funiiest post of the year! I read that and i literally laughed for a minute straight. Im probably gonna get in trouble at work because i couldnt stop laughing. I almost couldnt breathe.

Jake, I have to vote this thread of the year. I dont think ive laughed so hard in 4 pages in my life!

[slammed4thgen]

win.

mak, lets see proof of these realest 2's.

[MikeW]

I must say Jake, while you've jumped about 10 pegs on the EPIC scale, i feel, somehow, that this thread has dropped you a peg or two on the "cool" scale.

Id like to know what it feels like taking pictures of your own poo. I might have to do this.

[Brandoncb7]

I laughed at my ex for having to change our kid's shitty diapers. Well one day she decided to take a pic of it and email it to me lol. ugh.

[MikeW]

My brothers are too big for the hole, so they leave tracks, then he tries to blame it on me. Wtf!?!

One of these days im gonna show him a time stapped photo of the toilet before and after i flush. Show him...

[crusto2k3]

My brothers are too big for the hole, so they leave tracks, then he tries to blame it on me. Wtf!?!

One of these days im gonna show him a time stapped photo of the toilet before and after i flush. Show him...

Pics???

[MikeW]

None yet. But i will one of these days.

[turbomaxx]

I had my first sack tapper last night.

Scared the hell out of me.

I immediately told my friend.