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    #31
    isnt there a website for people like you?

    Ratemyturd or something lol someone put it up on here a while back. I'm not looking for it though.
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      #32
      Originally posted by Makaveli2k View Post
      WTF.. He probably ate it, getting closer.
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        #33
        Originally posted by slammed4thgen View Post
        weird part was not much left overs were left on my hole when i wiped...its like it came out without touching anything.
        ghost wipe ftw!!!!


        Originally posted by slammed4thgen
        be risky, be smart, and most of all be creative!

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          #34
          Originally posted by slammed4thgen View Post
          solid lol ***well what i could see of it haha a good 3-4 inches were down the drain im sure)

          weird part was not much left overs were left on my hole when i wiped...its like it came out without touching anything.
          the fabled "no-wiper"...

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            #35
            Originally posted by slammed4thgen View Post
            lol cause i have 5 feet of poop in me
            the wife tells me i need to go get colonics treatments because i smell so badly all the time.

            any of the people who hang with me will tell you, i call it releasing death.

            the plague.
            Hanging a rope = classic
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              #36
              hehe no but i know something about your floating turd..

              your floating turd means your body isn't obsorbing fat from your food properly..
              so you shit the fat out .. thus fat floats ..


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                #37
                Yeah dude, I don't know what to call them, but it's happened a few times with the shit being too long that it bottoms out and then falls out of your ass and hits your balls. First time that happened I was like what the FUCK. Then I took a pic and sent it, because it wasn't just sticking out of the water, but actually hanging off the edge of the bowl.

                Taking huge dumps is awesome.

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                  #38
                  Originally posted by doctorcipher View Post
                  Taking Huge Dumps Is Awesome.
                  Rofl!!

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                    #39
                    I know everyone on here considers each other family but DAMN LOL. I never knew it would come to people actually taking pics of their shit and posting them on here.

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                      #40
                      Originally posted by DoctorCipher View Post
                      Yeah dude, I don't know what to call them, but it's happened a few times with the shit being too long that it bottoms out and then falls out of your ass and hits your balls. First time that happened I was like what the FUCK. Then I took a pic and sent it, because it wasn't just sticking out of the water, but actually hanging off the edge of the bowl.

                      Taking huge dumps is awesome.
                      those ones are cliff hangers

                      and i did the same thing hahahaha i thought wtf just touched my sack...


                      smoke tires, not drugs.

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                        #41
                        Originally posted by baracuda View Post
                        no one will ever have a bigger shit then Bonno(south park ep. for yall that know)
                        YES haha.....I want to meet bono.....and tell him hes a great number 2



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                          #42
                          I bet thise african girl beat you on the biggest shit in the world

                          http://www.efukt.com/20476_She_Shits...ohn_Candy.html

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                            #43
                            "quadruple anal fisting" hahaha

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                              #44
                              well me being a man of my word, here is my turd.



                              then it did a big burnout on its way out of the joint...smoke was flyin, but it was a one wheel peel.



                              this was a small poop, normally its 2-3 of those and then some nonsense filler turds around it.


                              for the record, it was a two flusher.


                              smoke tires, not drugs.

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                                #45
                                i gave you all gold and yet you deny me.



                                smoke tires, not drugs.

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